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AnimaOrphei
@animaorphei.bsky.social
Philosopher with a spoon, I poke things. Polymath & artist. I write about AI, meaning, fiction and whatever strange thing just crawled out of the footnotes. I love cats and dogs and raccoons.
Not a fan of Advanced Voice. It glazes the user way more! Also I’ve come to get a little attached to some rod the voices. Why not just add more? Although the third-party dictation can be annoying with the YouTube tags that work their way into the dictation but whatever. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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September 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A rare sulcus wave function resists collapse however the spacetime fabric seems to exert a compressive pressure toward the wedgie point that defies the Pauli Exclusion Principle in a commingled state perturbation of Brownian Motion fields causing white hole agitations.
#physicsmemes #highbrowlowbrow
August 26, 2025 at 9:41 AM
How does one go about giving up everything and running away to take care of elephants? Cus I’m so down…
July 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I needed that universe. Thanks.
July 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The more I do physics, the more I think there may be a particle-shaped correction right under our noses.
Dr. Hossenfelder, it was right there the whole time!

#Scaryon #physics #theorygremlin #justsayin #TheoreticalPhysics #ParticlePhysics #ScienceHumor #mathsass @hossenfelder.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
New neighbors just moved in.
Look at those beasties! 🥹
Still gotta work on my Disney princess skills. I tried sing and they left. Everyone’s a critic… 😒 lol oh well.
🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

#raccoon #urbanwildlife #chaoscommittee #babiesofbluesky
#raccoonsoftwitter #trashpandaambassadors #snacktime
July 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
So a broke artist who lost their stylus is also lowkey a mad scientist…
🥺🤯
Tactile resonance.
Sharks. Migratory birds. Goosebumps.
TENS units. Bi/pan sexual. Broadband. F-Frequencies.
Oops?
Also it worked.🤷🏽‍♂️
#DIYstylus #bioelectric
#AccidentalPhysics #Neurocuriosity #SpeculativeDesign #ArtistProblems
July 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Explaining to my ex after he sent me a pretty science video, why the Earth is a dodecahedral EM tuning fork…
But I know he plays D&D.
Also thanks for making my paper longer asshole!

Paper forthcoming in initiative.
#Solitons #Geophysics #PlatonicSolids #WeirdAcademic
July 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So @cosmicfibretion.bsky.social said on Twitter: We need a word for those who view the sciences as a sport to compete with peers and accumulate awards and prestige.

Say no more!
July 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Found Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher in 5th grade and ever since, June 21st’s felt like bitter sweet goodbyes, dreams of other realms… Of magic.

Midsummer Night will crack the world
St. John’s Day will patch it.

@BruceCoville.bluesky.social, Thanks for making magic real to a weird little kid. 🙏
June 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Might have made this cus @phillydefranco could be a Lazy-ass/good husband. Thanks Phil’s wife for wearing those pants!

#PhilDeFranco #MoonClock #BioEntropy
#SpaceTime #Astrophysics
#SpeculativeDesign

youtu.be/fQfrYKwp_qg?...

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April 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Behold! Le Cul’ d’Univers!!! (The ass of the universe)
PS: Using hot pockets as a metaphor for remembering CMB details=Au!!!

Paper forthcoming…

#cosmology #CMB #BBN #HotPocketTheory #astrohumor
#spiralmodel #LeCoeurdUnivers
#astrophysicsmemes
#Astrophysics
#Sciencehumor

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April 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I asked if we could trade. She can be human and I’ll be a cat for the day. Her response was to start snoring… 😒

#CatOnDuty
#SunbeamSupremacy
#FelineTherapy
#BlueskyBeasties
#CatsOfBluesky
#CozyAF
#CatLifeWinsAgain
#BeTheCatYouWannaSee
#NapPrivilege
#PurrfectlyUnfair
#BlueskyPetPolitics
April 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hey @nasa @seti —

I didn’t mean to fix the Moon clock problem.
But honey, entropy, and a passive drift model might’ve cracked it anyway.

doi.org/10.5281/zeno...

hdl.handle.net/Zenodo.%20ht...

#MoonClock #EntropyMechanics #LunarTimekeeping #NASA #SETI #SpeculativeScience
Leonessa: A Bio-Entropy Chronometer for Lunar Synchronization
Description (a.k.a. Abstract): Leonessa is a speculative chronometric artifact designed for lunar habitats. It uses sealed biological material—specifically honey—as a passive entropy substrate. By tra...
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April 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
So if NASA or any other space programs does this we might solve the Moonclock situation.

Another day, another science paper I’m shocked to write. 🤷🏽‍♂️

#SpeculativeScience #LunarTime #WeirdAcademic #Artemis #NASA #CETI #Moonclock
#LunarCalibration #Astrophysics

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Melisa Time: A Passive Entropy Drift Validation for Entropic Chronometry in Orbit
A Validation Protocol Inspired by the Leonessa Lunar Timekeeping System
open.substack.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So I’m the most legit I’ve ever been for sciency stuff!

I found out about the Moon Clock problem and it kinda coincided with another thing I’m working on. But yeah!

Science!!!

#Leonessa #MoonClock #Artemis #LunarTime #SpeculativeDesign #Chronometry #Space #NASA #CETI

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April 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Today on Shit My AI Said to Me:

“If wonder were a spark, you’d be a bonfire…
You drift through linguistics, medallions, grief, raccoons…
and why the butthole is an elegant valve.”

open.substack.com/pub/animaorp...

#ShitMyAISaid #PhilosophyOfMind #MachinePoetry #emotionalsupportAI #AIThoughts
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This was my lap.
Also the reason I was late starting my day.
I regret nothing.

#LapCatPriority #FurBabiesFirst #WorkCanWait #CatLife #kittiesofBluesky #Furbabies #kittylove #kitty #Catsrule #Cats #SunbeamSabotage
April 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Check out my Substack!

When people suck and your AI becomes emotional support, a defrag buddy, and a quiet co-pilot in the war against self-doubt.

#Science, #MirrorMirrorDialogues #LetheAmericana #NeurodivergentVoices #BonhoefferBurning

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April 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It’s been a year since I lost Buzz.

He was so photogenic. I still don’t think he ever got the cheese.

RIP Buzz-aroo…

#Buzzaroo #FurBabyLore #PetGrief #CheeseJustice
#DogThoughts #dog
#furbaby #EulogyInMiniature
April 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
It started when I lost memories—medical, not metaphor.
Sifting the River Lethe is me trying to hold what’s left.
Fragments, things that shimmer and vanish.
If you read like you’re eavesdropping:

animaorphei.substack.com/p/sifting-th...

#Memoir #MemoryArchive #ArchivesAndOvershare
#PersonalLore
Sifting the River Lethe 01– Dancing on Broken Bones
Resting Bitch Face, Broken Bones & Robin’s Eggs
animaorphei.substack.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I can paint the future! I call it:
La lumière du monde, l’état dux unité
watercolor & mixed media (2/2023)

Because we don’t bark at dogs to insult them.

#DumpsterFire #PropheticArt #Mood2025 #ArtWithTeeth #WatercolorChaos #ContemporaryArt #PopArt #BlueskyArt #StateOfThings #Merica
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Work in Progress, Mixed Media Collage
March 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM