Animal Rescue Guy
@animalrescueguy.bsky.social
I work animal rescue. I’m a guy. I plucked the lowest-hanging fruit from the username tree.
I’m Alan; NOT a bot. Images are taken/owned by me (unless attributed otherwise). You can tell because I’m terrible at photography. That’s a baby squirrel btw.
I’m Alan; NOT a bot. Images are taken/owned by me (unless attributed otherwise). You can tell because I’m terrible at photography. That’s a baby squirrel btw.
Jerry Why? 😕
September 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Jerry Why? 😕
I just wanna see the mating dance. Those are always hilarious!
August 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I just wanna see the mating dance. Those are always hilarious!
Apparently, developing a robot that can do that is one of the hardest things for engineers.
I think it’s just because the robots are no more motivated to do it than I am.
I think it’s just because the robots are no more motivated to do it than I am.
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Apparently, developing a robot that can do that is one of the hardest things for engineers.
I think it’s just because the robots are no more motivated to do it than I am.
I think it’s just because the robots are no more motivated to do it than I am.
I apologize for my entire state. We are a red state full of deep blue cities. Somehow, that’s supposed to be fair. 🤷♂️
July 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I apologize for my entire state. We are a red state full of deep blue cities. Somehow, that’s supposed to be fair. 🤷♂️
Oh, I see now.
July 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh, I see now.
I must be getting old. I think I need some kind of flow chart to follow how this would work.
July 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I must be getting old. I think I need some kind of flow chart to follow how this would work.
I also like to waddle into a room butt first. We are the same, friend.
June 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I also like to waddle into a room butt first. We are the same, friend.
Greetings, Tango & Ca— uh, Partridge!
June 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Greetings, Tango & Ca— uh, Partridge!
You will NEVER out-Goth this bird! Suck it, ravens!
June 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You will NEVER out-Goth this bird! Suck it, ravens!
Can’t believe no one is hiring this babysitter!
June 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Can’t believe no one is hiring this babysitter!
Someone died from drinking too much water. WATER. We are an evolutionary mistake.
June 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Someone died from drinking too much water. WATER. We are an evolutionary mistake.
Magic beans usually come in threes.
Having established precedent, I shall now touch three.
Having established precedent, I shall now touch three.
June 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Magic beans usually come in threes.
Having established precedent, I shall now touch three.
Having established precedent, I shall now touch three.
