Anikeet In Wonderland
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Are scorpions the lobsters of the land?
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Are scorpions the lobsters of the land?
Childhood is your parents telling you to be careful of what’s on the internet.
Adulthood is you warning your parents of what’s on the internet… and assuring them that the videos they’re forwarding are obviously AI generated and not real.
Adulthood is you warning your parents of what’s on the internet… and assuring them that the videos they’re forwarding are obviously AI generated and not real.
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Childhood is your parents telling you to be careful of what’s on the internet.
Adulthood is you warning your parents of what’s on the internet… and assuring them that the videos they’re forwarding are obviously AI generated and not real.
Adulthood is you warning your parents of what’s on the internet… and assuring them that the videos they’re forwarding are obviously AI generated and not real.
Just watched #KnivesOut3 and enjoyed it. I thought it would turn out darker (like the priest’s grandfather being his actual father) but it was still good.
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just watched #KnivesOut3 and enjoyed it. I thought it would turn out darker (like the priest’s grandfather being his actual father) but it was still good.
My father didn’t raise me to be his daughter, he raised me to be his ✨prettiest✨ son. That’s all you need to know in order to begin to try to understand me. 😂
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My father didn’t raise me to be his daughter, he raised me to be his ✨prettiest✨ son. That’s all you need to know in order to begin to try to understand me. 😂
Just explained the Tarantino bashing Matthew Lillard thing to my mother, and how everyone thankfully is backing Matthew.
Her, confused: He targeted SHAGGY?!?!?!
Her, confused: He targeted SHAGGY?!?!?!
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just explained the Tarantino bashing Matthew Lillard thing to my mother, and how everyone thankfully is backing Matthew.
Her, confused: He targeted SHAGGY?!?!?!
Her, confused: He targeted SHAGGY?!?!?!
Me, explaining to mom (who has watched a lot of The Rookie) that Rodge is back and dating Celina.
Mom, utterly confused: CELINA?!?? But… but… hasn’t he been hitting on NOLAN this whole time?!?!?!
Mom, utterly confused: CELINA?!?? But… but… hasn’t he been hitting on NOLAN this whole time?!?!?!
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Me, explaining to mom (who has watched a lot of The Rookie) that Rodge is back and dating Celina.
Mom, utterly confused: CELINA?!?? But… but… hasn’t he been hitting on NOLAN this whole time?!?!?!
Mom, utterly confused: CELINA?!?? But… but… hasn’t he been hitting on NOLAN this whole time?!?!?!
Watching Sad Cypress for the first time.
Me: That morphine label is pissing me off! WHY make the m small if the next word is capitalized? What sort of lazy production error is THAT?!?
Later, Poirot: Something about that label bothered me.
Me, having bitched about it the whole time: THE FUCKING M!
Me: That morphine label is pissing me off! WHY make the m small if the next word is capitalized? What sort of lazy production error is THAT?!?
Later, Poirot: Something about that label bothered me.
Me, having bitched about it the whole time: THE FUCKING M!
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Watching Sad Cypress for the first time.
Me: That morphine label is pissing me off! WHY make the m small if the next word is capitalized? What sort of lazy production error is THAT?!?
Later, Poirot: Something about that label bothered me.
Me, having bitched about it the whole time: THE FUCKING M!
Me: That morphine label is pissing me off! WHY make the m small if the next word is capitalized? What sort of lazy production error is THAT?!?
Later, Poirot: Something about that label bothered me.
Me, having bitched about it the whole time: THE FUCKING M!
My father at the supermarket: you shouldn’t buy and drink coke, you know, it’s not healthy.
My father at home: you know, I’m worried you have too much coke so I’m going to take some… out of worry for your health.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My father at home: you know, I’m worried you have too much coke so I’m going to take some… out of worry for your health.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My father at the supermarket: you shouldn’t buy and drink coke, you know, it’s not healthy.
My father at home: you know, I’m worried you have too much coke so I’m going to take some… out of worry for your health.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My father at home: you know, I’m worried you have too much coke so I’m going to take some… out of worry for your health.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just finished the new “I Know What You Did Last Summer” movie with my mother. Every time she decided someone was the killer they got brutally murdered no more than two scenes later 🤭🤣
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Just finished the new “I Know What You Did Last Summer” movie with my mother. Every time she decided someone was the killer they got brutally murdered no more than two scenes later 🤭🤣
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The novel series That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime will end in its 23rd volume in Japan on November 29.
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Novels End in 23rd Volume
Final volume ships in Japan on November 29
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September 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The novel series That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime will end in its 23rd volume in Japan on November 29.
Watching the anime Overlord for the first time and the funniest running gag is how Lord Ainz finds out “What Lord Ainz was REALLY thinking/doing” whenever Demiurge explains Ainz’s “true intentions” or his “genius plans” to the others. Ainz is usually the most surprised person listening to Demi. lol
September 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Watching the anime Overlord for the first time and the funniest running gag is how Lord Ainz finds out “What Lord Ainz was REALLY thinking/doing” whenever Demiurge explains Ainz’s “true intentions” or his “genius plans” to the others. Ainz is usually the most surprised person listening to Demi. lol
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SPOILER WEDNESDAY S2:
Me discussing the Avian: Thandie and Billie are both suspicious, sure, but Heather is the most sus rn tbh.
Mom, trying to figure out who I’m talking about: Princess Diaries? Why her?
Me: Her office reminds me of Umbridge. I don’t trust anyone like Umbridge.
Mom: fair enough
Me discussing the Avian: Thandie and Billie are both suspicious, sure, but Heather is the most sus rn tbh.
Mom, trying to figure out who I’m talking about: Princess Diaries? Why her?
Me: Her office reminds me of Umbridge. I don’t trust anyone like Umbridge.
Mom: fair enough
September 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
SPOILER WEDNESDAY S2:
Me discussing the Avian: Thandie and Billie are both suspicious, sure, but Heather is the most sus rn tbh.
Mom, trying to figure out who I’m talking about: Princess Diaries? Why her?
Me: Her office reminds me of Umbridge. I don’t trust anyone like Umbridge.
Mom: fair enough
Me discussing the Avian: Thandie and Billie are both suspicious, sure, but Heather is the most sus rn tbh.
Mom, trying to figure out who I’m talking about: Princess Diaries? Why her?
Me: Her office reminds me of Umbridge. I don’t trust anyone like Umbridge.
Mom: fair enough
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Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
August 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
Just finished season one of #Tracker and Jensen Ackles’ presence cemented my head cannon that this is an alternate universe of Supernatural. Lots of similarities. Am enjoying it.
August 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Just finished season one of #Tracker and Jensen Ackles’ presence cemented my head cannon that this is an alternate universe of Supernatural. Lots of similarities. Am enjoying it.
Some people must have been given brains only to make sure their heads aren’t empty.
August 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Some people must have been given brains only to make sure their heads aren’t empty.
Some gentleman are outside whistling happily while working at night, and my superstitious a** is tremblingggg.
July 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Some gentleman are outside whistling happily while working at night, and my superstitious a** is tremblingggg.
So did we all have childhood crushes on Disney’s Robin Hood… or was I just a weird kid?
June 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So did we all have childhood crushes on Disney’s Robin Hood… or was I just a weird kid?
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June 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Dark lady of the lack
June 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dark lady of the lack
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Just finished watching #fearstreetpromqueen and am sadly disappointed with it. I loved the original trilogy but while watching this one I was so bored.
June 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Just finished watching #fearstreetpromqueen and am sadly disappointed with it. I loved the original trilogy but while watching this one I was so bored.
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April 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM