Teenage FBI
@anhedonic.bsky.social
Snobby gen-Xer near NYC. Music person, food, dogs, comedy, nyc, nj. He/him.
Sure. The point is that it is not that new, has been happening for a few years.
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sure. The point is that it is not that new, has been happening for a few years.
Yeah, pretty sure we saw this already. Here is an image from 2023, apparently:
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From the walmart community on Reddit: More locked up meat lol
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December 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yeah, pretty sure we saw this already. Here is an image from 2023, apparently:
www.reddit.com/r/walmart/co...
www.reddit.com/r/walmart/co...
And it's actually FOR old people. "I'm old / I go in the booth like Cocoon." Woods is apparently 47.
December 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
And it's actually FOR old people. "I'm old / I go in the booth like Cocoon." Woods is apparently 47.
The one revelation I had about LCD this year is that my latest crop of US college students didn't know them at all, like they didn't even understand what I was talking about when I mentioned them. They like The Strokes and Radiohead so it's not bc they are anti-millenial.
December 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The one revelation I had about LCD this year is that my latest crop of US college students didn't know them at all, like they didn't even understand what I was talking about when I mentioned them. They like The Strokes and Radiohead so it's not bc they are anti-millenial.
Oh yeah, I had trouble with segue all the way into college. Looks like "seeg."
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh yeah, I had trouble with segue all the way into college. Looks like "seeg."
For years I thought there was an American beer brand called la-GOO-nee-tas. Then one day it clicked that I was definitely saying it wrong, because it's from California and should sound like Spanish (lagunitas = little ponds).
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
For years I thought there was an American beer brand called la-GOO-nee-tas. Then one day it clicked that I was definitely saying it wrong, because it's from California and should sound like Spanish (lagunitas = little ponds).
This is because the labeler apparently marks a whole account as rude, so then everything they post gets the label. Alongside everything else this is clearly just the incorrect way to implement it. An accurate label would be "this poster is sometimes rude."
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is because the labeler apparently marks a whole account as rude, so then everything they post gets the label. Alongside everything else this is clearly just the incorrect way to implement it. An accurate label would be "this poster is sometimes rude."
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bluesky head of trust and safety going out of his way to be snarky on his personal account about a moderation issue, very cool look
have i mentioned yall need a pr team and your org is too big for you to act like a smug teenage irc oper like this? i am certain i've said that to you multiple times
have i mentioned yall need a pr team and your org is too big for you to act like a smug teenage irc oper like this? i am certain i've said that to you multiple times
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
bluesky head of trust and safety going out of his way to be snarky on his personal account about a moderation issue, very cool look
have i mentioned yall need a pr team and your org is too big for you to act like a smug teenage irc oper like this? i am certain i've said that to you multiple times
have i mentioned yall need a pr team and your org is too big for you to act like a smug teenage irc oper like this? i am certain i've said that to you multiple times
Surely the way lots of platforms (like slate!) handle it is annoying, but I see no reason to bother individual writers about it.
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Surely the way lots of platforms (like slate!) handle it is annoying, but I see no reason to bother individual writers about it.
My one complaint that is orthoganol to this fake-ass boomer cartoon is that at some places you have to wait a few minutes to get your black coffee, because the whole system is built around making elaborate drinks. A good shop has a separate workflow for quick and simple orders, a bad shop does not.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My one complaint that is orthoganol to this fake-ass boomer cartoon is that at some places you have to wait a few minutes to get your black coffee, because the whole system is built around making elaborate drinks. A good shop has a separate workflow for quick and simple orders, a bad shop does not.
Well, I'll tell you what: The kids at the college I teach at (small private Catholic school) are remarkably familiar with the popular music made before they were born, along with its attendant trivia. This is not only because of the internet but also bc they actually like their "cool" parents.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Well, I'll tell you what: The kids at the college I teach at (small private Catholic school) are remarkably familiar with the popular music made before they were born, along with its attendant trivia. This is not only because of the internet but also bc they actually like their "cool" parents.
So, I mean, de gustibus non est disputandum and all that but I was over him before it was cool. I disagree that he suddenly became a dick, it was in there in a lot of ways.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
So, I mean, de gustibus non est disputandum and all that but I was over him before it was cool. I disagree that he suddenly became a dick, it was in there in a lot of ways.
I really didn't like a lot of Chewed Up (the special where he decided he's Dr. Slur), and then I saw him do a scripted conversation with his friends on Louis where they indirectly discuss the bit where he uses F----- and decided, you know what, this isn't fun.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I really didn't like a lot of Chewed Up (the special where he decided he's Dr. Slur), and then I saw him do a scripted conversation with his friends on Louis where they indirectly discuss the bit where he uses F----- and decided, you know what, this isn't fun.
Looks like it's all NYPD doing the pushing, note that they aren't hiding their faces, have proper uniforms etc.
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Looks like it's all NYPD doing the pushing, note that they aren't hiding their faces, have proper uniforms etc.
I hate to say it, but they could use the goddamn blockchain to refer back to every camera and piece of software that touches the image, and use some sort of encryption process to bind the metadata to the file.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I hate to say it, but they could use the goddamn blockchain to refer back to every camera and piece of software that touches the image, and use some sort of encryption process to bind the metadata to the file.
Lanah Burkhardt. Worked for a right-wing company that wanted to replace Scholastic Books. popular.info/p/mysterious...
Mysterious woman tells school board that Scholastic book sparked porn addiction
On November 14, a 20-year-old woman named Lanah Burkhardt appeared before the school board of the Conroe Independent School District in Texas.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Lanah Burkhardt. Worked for a right-wing company that wanted to replace Scholastic Books. popular.info/p/mysterious...
Her complaint is not even reasonable or accurate. This is like the woman from the childrens' book vendor who claimed that she became a porn addict from reading a childrens book.
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Her complaint is not even reasonable or accurate. This is like the woman from the childrens' book vendor who claimed that she became a porn addict from reading a childrens book.
NYC can be a bit dodgy depending on what kind of sky access you have. The signal gets weaker if it has to go through / reflect off buildings to get to you. But still its cheap and worth trying regardless.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
NYC can be a bit dodgy depending on what kind of sky access you have. The signal gets weaker if it has to go through / reflect off buildings to get to you. But still its cheap and worth trying regardless.
He talks about the Beatles as a parents' band, but my dad preferred Dylan, and I thought that was fine actually. This really is a Your Mileage May Vary situation.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
He talks about the Beatles as a parents' band, but my dad preferred Dylan, and I thought that was fine actually. This really is a Your Mileage May Vary situation.
I mean, I did not have any Beatles records yet, mostly because the "classic rock" radio format avoided them, for the most part. (I was a classic rock snob at 14, and pivoted to alt as I got older.) But the enemy for snobs was current pop and hair bands, like Craig says.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I mean, I did not have any Beatles records yet, mostly because the "classic rock" radio format avoided them, for the most part. (I was a classic rock snob at 14, and pivoted to alt as I got older.) But the enemy for snobs was current pop and hair bands, like Craig says.
Ok this story is a little more detailed. Apparently she is in law school at Rutgers now.
newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
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November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ok this story is a little more detailed. Apparently she is in law school at Rutgers now.
newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...
newjerseyglobe.com/congress/van...