Vote for me, my political platform is that anyone who posts an AI recipe pretending it’s real gets the electric chair

Heard someone say they “had less to worry about as a kid” and realized maybe i did have undiagnosed childhood anxiety because I literally can’t relate.

Or maybe i was just raised Catholic and was constantly worried about going to hell. Could be both.

Med students being blamed for their preceptors not filling out evaluations is truly the stupidest thing. Because yeah all i’ve done is send an email, two texts, print the eval and drop it off for her, and show up to her clinic twice to get it. But obviously it’s my fault it’s not done

Culturally, we need to make abortions like Labubus—no one cares whether you have one.

First patient in Peds clinic tomorrow is a baby with an immunodeficiency condition I didn’t think I would ever see in my life and I know my attending is going to ask me a bunch of questions about the immune response that I will not know the answer to

I do not want AI in Slack. I do not want AI in Google. I do not want AI on Facebook. I do not want AI in documents or spreadsheets. I do not want AI in Adobe Acrobat. I do not want AI in Zoom. I do not want AI on news sites. I do not want AI in the patient portal for my doctor's office. I do not wan

I know there was a call to wear white coats to protests a few years ago, but i didn’t have a white coat then. Would wearing a white coat at a protest this weekend make sense or would it just look cringe?

If I pass Level 1 it will absolutely be despite my med school, not because of them

I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”

I do not think it is a coincidence that Trump and Karoline Leavitt are both floating the “US Citizens sent to El Salvador” a few days after massive, distributed anti-Trump protests.

It is a threat, and we need to be louder and angrier than ever before on behalf of everyone who has been sent.

So do the people who insist that withdrawal is not a reliable form of birth control and say “don’t use it” realize that they are telling people that they should let their partner finish inside?

Like yeah don’t rely on it by itself but definitely still pull out, what are you, a caveman?

Hey why did my brain chemistry change over the course of 48 hours and now im entertaining the possibility of having children like it might actually happen……

A saw trap where im told to pack for a three day trip and if i don’t do it fast enough i get shot

My advice for anyone getting married (especially to a man) is to tell your photographer (and betrothed) that you want a picture of them SMILING. My husband is smiling in all the pictures of us together, but in all his solo shots he looks so solemn, wtf am I supposed to do with those

I just got an ad for moana 2 SNAPCHATTED to me so that seals the deal, im not seeing it in theaters

I deleted my twitter with my actual name and the whole app off my phone, i feel so clean

lowkey it would be such a coup if we proved comprehensively that bluesky sells books

if 1/7 of you buys one (cool snake on cover, good politics, tasty prose) we would fuckin blow this out of the water

also i will post a video of myself destroying a pumpkin with a sword

Deleted my Twitter! ❤️

Attempting a rebrand at the same time as changing platforms and I hate every name I pick so i’ll hard launch this account once I don’t cringe at my username