Angusbirding
@angusbirding.bsky.social
You think of the future, and secretly you piddle your pants. The puddle of piddle, that used to be little, is rising around you. You like it.
Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs.
Slave to twitching? - best fuck off.
"The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs.
Slave to twitching? - best fuck off.
"The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
Pinned
Angusbirding
@angusbirding.bsky.social
· Nov 22
4 years on...
"Daddy, Katie says her mummy is a nurse & during the pandemic she had to hold people's hands as they died in front of her, as the family weren't allowed in. Did you do good stuff then too?"
"Fuck that darlin, ah broke lockdown to go twitch, with other selfish cvnts just like me"......
"Daddy, Katie says her mummy is a nurse & during the pandemic she had to hold people's hands as they died in front of her, as the family weren't allowed in. Did you do good stuff then too?"
"Fuck that darlin, ah broke lockdown to go twitch, with other selfish cvnts just like me"......
Tierney, wi' Schmeichel, and the rest o' the Danes, in the bag..........
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Tierney, wi' Schmeichel, and the rest o' the Danes, in the bag..........
My own view from the terraces of final Scotland goal tonight - yes, that IS me you hear offering coaching advice as to what Kenny McLean should from there 😂😂😂
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My own view from the terraces of final Scotland goal tonight - yes, that IS me you hear offering coaching advice as to what Kenny McLean should from there 😂😂😂
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
Danish bacon well and truly smoked.
Hang THAT in the fucking Louvre..........
Ffs birders, give it a fuckin break wi the pics o that piece of shit Grackle.
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ffs birders, give it a fuckin break wi the pics o that piece of shit Grackle.
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
Have some self-respect. Do better eh, ffs?..........
Still can't get mah head around the number of bellends going the length o the country to see that Grackle, & giving it "such a characterful bird".
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Still can't get mah head around the number of bellends going the length o the country to see that Grackle, & giving it "such a characterful bird".
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......
Fuck, if it's just characterful you crave, get a fuckin parrot that calls you a useless cvnt every time u walk in the room......
OTD, 7th Nov 1987, can't believe it, is now 38 years ago since I found my first ever official BB rarity (well, it was then), this Red-rumped Swallow, after walking out of a grocery shop in urban Broughty Ferry.
Record shot before such a thing even existed...........😉🤣
Record shot before such a thing even existed...........😉🤣
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
OTD, 7th Nov 1987, can't believe it, is now 38 years ago since I found my first ever official BB rarity (well, it was then), this Red-rumped Swallow, after walking out of a grocery shop in urban Broughty Ferry.
Record shot before such a thing even existed...........😉🤣
Record shot before such a thing even existed...........😉🤣
My reaction on European nights when Celtic and Rangers both get pumped by average opposition and some mentions it's bad for Scotland's coefficient...........
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My reaction on European nights when Celtic and Rangers both get pumped by average opposition and some mentions it's bad for Scotland's coefficient...........
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
Why does it not feature on telly more?
Cos it's mainly full o boring old cvnts, esp in the twitching community, that's why.........
#UKbirding
Cos it's mainly full o boring old cvnts, esp in the twitching community, that's why.........
#UKbirding
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Why does it not feature on telly more?
Cos it's mainly full o boring old cvnts, esp in the twitching community, that's why.........
#UKbirding
Cos it's mainly full o boring old cvnts, esp in the twitching community, that's why.........
#UKbirding
Bonfire night.
Fireworks.
Stick them right up yer arse.
Fireworks.
Stick them right up yer arse.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Bonfire night.
Fireworks.
Stick them right up yer arse.
Fireworks.
Stick them right up yer arse.
Always thought the point of twitching was to add a tick to your list?
So why so many fuckshanks going hundreds miles for this Grackle saying "I know it won't be admitted onto the List"?
Fuck, if you're that desperate to see one, just go to a local zoo or aviary ya stupid cvnts.
So why so many fuckshanks going hundreds miles for this Grackle saying "I know it won't be admitted onto the List"?
Fuck, if you're that desperate to see one, just go to a local zoo or aviary ya stupid cvnts.
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Always thought the point of twitching was to add a tick to your list?
So why so many fuckshanks going hundreds miles for this Grackle saying "I know it won't be admitted onto the List"?
Fuck, if you're that desperate to see one, just go to a local zoo or aviary ya stupid cvnts.
So why so many fuckshanks going hundreds miles for this Grackle saying "I know it won't be admitted onto the List"?
Fuck, if you're that desperate to see one, just go to a local zoo or aviary ya stupid cvnts.
One only for the folk that know Dundee, credit to whoever the creator was, pml.......😂😂😂👏👏
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
One only for the folk that know Dundee, credit to whoever the creator was, pml.......😂😂😂👏👏
Boat-tailed Grackle needs renamed to Boat-assisted Grackle.
Might as well count that fuckin Sheathbill fae the 1980's.........
Might as well count that fuckin Sheathbill fae the 1980's.........
a little boy wearing a white shirt with a blue circle on the sleeve looks at the camera
ALT: a little boy wearing a white shirt with a blue circle on the sleeve looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Boat-tailed Grackle needs renamed to Boat-assisted Grackle.
Might as well count that fuckin Sheathbill fae the 1980's.........
Might as well count that fuckin Sheathbill fae the 1980's.........
What kind of fuckwit is part of an "assembled crowd" to turn up to look at this kind of shit?.........
Crowd of absolute fuckshanks
Crowd of absolute fuckshanks
November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What kind of fuckwit is part of an "assembled crowd" to turn up to look at this kind of shit?.........
Crowd of absolute fuckshanks
Crowd of absolute fuckshanks
Some helpful advice for every boring, middle-aged twitcher cvnt STILL whanging on about that Shetland Sibe Thrush..............
#UKbirding
#Twitching
#UKbirding
#Twitching
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Some helpful advice for every boring, middle-aged twitcher cvnt STILL whanging on about that Shetland Sibe Thrush..............
#UKbirding
#Twitching
#UKbirding
#Twitching
October 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me every time I see some boring, middle aged cvnt online whanging on about some Yank passerines they seen on the Azores, or the 51st State as I prefer to call it.
Fuckin state o' them.........
#WPbirding
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
Fuckin state o' them.........
#WPbirding
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
Ah couldn'y gie a fuck... - Burnistoun
YouTube video by fenix182
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me every time I see some boring, middle aged cvnt online whanging on about some Yank passerines they seen on the Azores, or the 51st State as I prefer to call it.
Fuckin state o' them.........
#WPbirding
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
Fuckin state o' them.........
#WPbirding
youtu.be/8rq8zwNsiSY?...
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Crop of a crop of a videograb from a wee compact camera handheld to the bins of the YWB down the patch yday - hang THAT in the fucking Louvre.........
October 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Crop of a crop of a videograb from a wee compact camera handheld to the bins of the YWB down the patch yday - hang THAT in the fucking Louvre.........
"Thank God I got one of those new thermal imagery things, has changed my birding incredibly, how DID I ever manage to find any rare or scarce in the past before I used this thing?"..............
October 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Thank God I got one of those new thermal imagery things, has changed my birding incredibly, how DID I ever manage to find any rare or scarce in the past before I used this thing?"..............
......... unless of course some burd on Shetland keeps the news of a WP first in her garden to herself........
Pml😂😂😂
Pml😂😂😂
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
......... unless of course some burd on Shetland keeps the news of a WP first in her garden to herself........
Pml😂😂😂
Pml😂😂😂
Every sad twitcher cvnt that was on Shetland last week when they see they missed out on a first for the WP...........
Cheer up lads, just a bird 😉
#Twitching
#UKbirding
Cheer up lads, just a bird 😉
#Twitching
#UKbirding
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Every sad twitcher cvnt that was on Shetland last week when they see they missed out on a first for the WP...........
Cheer up lads, just a bird 😉
#Twitching
#UKbirding
Cheer up lads, just a bird 😉
#Twitching
#UKbirding
Worra result.
Elvis got the Celtic all shook up........
Well done fella, get it right roond these entitled Weegie cvnts.
Fuck the Rangers n all.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Elvis got the Celtic all shook up........
Well done fella, get it right roond these entitled Weegie cvnts.
Fuck the Rangers n all.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Dundee 2-0 Celtic: Brendan Rodgers' defending champions falter at Dens Park
Beleaguered Dundee provide the shock of the Scottish Premiership season so far by beating Celtic at home for the first time in 37 years.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Worra result.
Elvis got the Celtic all shook up........
Well done fella, get it right roond these entitled Weegie cvnts.
Fuck the Rangers n all.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Elvis got the Celtic all shook up........
Well done fella, get it right roond these entitled Weegie cvnts.
Fuck the Rangers n all.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
"Well that was a lovely two weeks on Shetland following the crowds from bird to bird, great set o' lads.
Home for a couple days then off to the Azores for some vagrant finding, those islands look like they got some potential, can't wait.........."
Home for a couple days then off to the Azores for some vagrant finding, those islands look like they got some potential, can't wait.........."
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
"Well that was a lovely two weeks on Shetland following the crowds from bird to bird, great set o' lads.
Home for a couple days then off to the Azores for some vagrant finding, those islands look like they got some potential, can't wait.........."
Home for a couple days then off to the Azores for some vagrant finding, those islands look like they got some potential, can't wait.........."
And its chum...........😉
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And its chum...........😉
And some vid of the Pallas's........
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
And some vid of the Pallas's........