Angusbirding
@angusbirding.bsky.social
You think of the future, and secretly you piddle your pants. The puddle of piddle, that used to be little, is rising around you. You like it.
Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs.
Slave to twitching? - best fuck off.
"The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
Where to find me? Down the patch, obvs.
Slave to twitching? - best fuck off.
"The Roy Kent of UK birding".......
Pinned
Angusbirding
@angusbirding.bsky.social
· Nov 22
4 years on...
"Daddy, Katie says her mummy is a nurse & during the pandemic she had to hold people's hands as they died in front of her, as the family weren't allowed in. Did you do good stuff then too?"
"Fuck that darlin, ah broke lockdown to go twitch, with other selfish cvnts just like me"......
"Daddy, Katie says her mummy is a nurse & during the pandemic she had to hold people's hands as they died in front of her, as the family weren't allowed in. Did you do good stuff then too?"
"Fuck that darlin, ah broke lockdown to go twitch, with other selfish cvnts just like me"......
Just remember, when you think everything is tickety boo and going along nicely, there's usually someone waiting right around the corner to come in and fuck it all up.
Like my dear, sweet, frail old granny regularly said, "there's always some cunt.........."
Like my dear, sweet, frail old granny regularly said, "there's always some cunt.........."
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Just remember, when you think everything is tickety boo and going along nicely, there's usually someone waiting right around the corner to come in and fuck it all up.
Like my dear, sweet, frail old granny regularly said, "there's always some cunt.........."
Like my dear, sweet, frail old granny regularly said, "there's always some cunt.........."
Every sad loser cunte "Premier League" (ahem) twitcher seeing news of that suppressed Shetland Tengmalm's.............
#UKbirding #TwitchingSaddos
#UKbirding #TwitchingSaddos
a man sitting in front of a painting with the words " where is it "
ALT: a man sitting in front of a painting with the words " where is it "
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Every sad loser cunte "Premier League" (ahem) twitcher seeing news of that suppressed Shetland Tengmalm's.............
#UKbirding #TwitchingSaddos
#UKbirding #TwitchingSaddos
Again???
Get tae fuck eh?..........
Get tae fuck eh?..........
January 27, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Again???
Get tae fuck eh?..........
Get tae fuck eh?..........
Kin ell, boys twitching all over the country wi' BOU lists north of 500 in their bio, posting up pic of imm drake Scaup they seen and labelling it as female.
British birding/twitching man, fuckin state o' it...........
#UKbirding
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British birding/twitching man, fuckin state o' it...........
#UKbirding
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January 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Kin ell, boys twitching all over the country wi' BOU lists north of 500 in their bio, posting up pic of imm drake Scaup they seen and labelling it as female.
British birding/twitching man, fuckin state o' it...........
#UKbirding
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British birding/twitching man, fuckin state o' it...........
#UKbirding
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This is the image proposed to go on a huge mural in Glasgow celebrating "Scottish heritage"..........
For actual fuck sake.
For actual fuck sake.
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
This is the image proposed to go on a huge mural in Glasgow celebrating "Scottish heritage"..........
For actual fuck sake.
For actual fuck sake.
"I was mesmerised by its cryptic beautiful plumage, a bird steeped in folklore, I felt blessed to have it appear so openly in front of me, truly touched.
Of course, being a sporting estate, I shot it, & had it pan-fried in raspberry jus, washed down with a robust Chianti......"
Of course, being a sporting estate, I shot it, & had it pan-fried in raspberry jus, washed down with a robust Chianti......"
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
"I was mesmerised by its cryptic beautiful plumage, a bird steeped in folklore, I felt blessed to have it appear so openly in front of me, truly touched.
Of course, being a sporting estate, I shot it, & had it pan-fried in raspberry jus, washed down with a robust Chianti......"
Of course, being a sporting estate, I shot it, & had it pan-fried in raspberry jus, washed down with a robust Chianti......"
"Waxwing - 3 probables reported......." etc etc.
Probables? Probables? Who the fuck is reporting this shit?
You can ID them by silhouette in the near-dark ffs.
British birding man, fuckin state o' it............
Probables? Probables? Who the fuck is reporting this shit?
You can ID them by silhouette in the near-dark ffs.
British birding man, fuckin state o' it............
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 AM
"Waxwing - 3 probables reported......." etc etc.
Probables? Probables? Who the fuck is reporting this shit?
You can ID them by silhouette in the near-dark ffs.
British birding man, fuckin state o' it............
Probables? Probables? Who the fuck is reporting this shit?
You can ID them by silhouette in the near-dark ffs.
British birding man, fuckin state o' it............
And the "welcome" it received when it made landfall...........
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
And the "welcome" it received when it made landfall...........
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
Highlights of a slow first week of year down the patch, a med Gull, a few GN Diver, a Woodcock, a Merlin, Peregrine, plenty thrushes (mostly Fieldfare) and this Short-eared Owl picked up about a mile out that came in off.
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Highlights of a slow first week of year down the patch, a med Gull, a few GN Diver, a Woodcock, a Merlin, Peregrine, plenty thrushes (mostly Fieldfare) and this Short-eared Owl picked up about a mile out that came in off.
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
#Patchbirding #Lowcarbonbirding
#UKBirding
........and one of said Ring-necked Duck, a rare foray off patch, second I've found in county this year, and my fifth out of eleven Angus records I make it..........😉
#lowcarbonbirding
#lowcarbonbirding
January 1, 2026 at 7:35 PM
........and one of said Ring-necked Duck, a rare foray off patch, second I've found in county this year, and my fifth out of eleven Angus records I make it..........😉
#lowcarbonbirding
#lowcarbonbirding
Slightly better digiscope effort of yday's Waxwings, no doubt year-ticked by every cvnt in Angus this morning.
Also some winter waders with Broughty Castle in the background, and then the first sunrise and sunset of the New Year on a shit, birdless day.........
#lowcarbonbirding #patchbirding
Also some winter waders with Broughty Castle in the background, and then the first sunrise and sunset of the New Year on a shit, birdless day.........
#lowcarbonbirding #patchbirding
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Slightly better digiscope effort of yday's Waxwings, no doubt year-ticked by every cvnt in Angus this morning.
Also some winter waders with Broughty Castle in the background, and then the first sunrise and sunset of the New Year on a shit, birdless day.........
#lowcarbonbirding #patchbirding
Also some winter waders with Broughty Castle in the background, and then the first sunrise and sunset of the New Year on a shit, birdless day.........
#lowcarbonbirding #patchbirding
So, December been & gone with the scorer barely being troubled. My 5th county Ring-necked Duck find, a little auk, a few Med & Little gulls & not much else really.
Fuck December birding.
Still, least I wasn't stupid enough to twitch that Grackle......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
Fuck December birding.
Still, least I wasn't stupid enough to twitch that Grackle......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
So, December been & gone with the scorer barely being troubled. My 5th county Ring-necked Duck find, a little auk, a few Med & Little gulls & not much else really.
Fuck December birding.
Still, least I wasn't stupid enough to twitch that Grackle......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
Fuck December birding.
Still, least I wasn't stupid enough to twitch that Grackle......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
So the last patch action, ahem, of the year, a couple of Little Gulls swirling around the bay in freezing conditions, in what has been a less than vintage year for them here......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
So the last patch action, ahem, of the year, a couple of Little Gulls swirling around the bay in freezing conditions, in what has been a less than vintage year for them here......
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
#UKbirding #PatchBirding
That'll be the start of it then - banks of frozen ice particles washed up on the seashore at Buddon in the Tay estuary side this morning, ffs.........
A few bonus birds nearby, 16 Waxwing attracting the attention of the toggers..........
#UKBirding #PatchBirding
A few bonus birds nearby, 16 Waxwing attracting the attention of the toggers..........
#UKBirding #PatchBirding
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That'll be the start of it then - banks of frozen ice particles washed up on the seashore at Buddon in the Tay estuary side this morning, ffs.........
A few bonus birds nearby, 16 Waxwing attracting the attention of the toggers..........
#UKBirding #PatchBirding
A few bonus birds nearby, 16 Waxwing attracting the attention of the toggers..........
#UKBirding #PatchBirding
Will cvnts stop saying "Happy New Year" to me just now, it's still December from the previous year for another 2 days you twatfucks........
December 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Will cvnts stop saying "Happy New Year" to me just now, it's still December from the previous year for another 2 days you twatfucks........
Funny how the mind plays tricks, always thought it was OTD in 1988, but turns out was 27th, co-found the first county Arctic Redpoll down what is now my daily patch - some DNA nerd trying to tell ya Redpolls are all one species? GRTF.......
December 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Funny how the mind plays tricks, always thought it was OTD in 1988, but turns out was 27th, co-found the first county Arctic Redpoll down what is now my daily patch - some DNA nerd trying to tell ya Redpolls are all one species? GRTF.......
"And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well, tonight, thank God it's them
Instead of you.......
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and.....
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well, tonight, thank God it's them
Instead of you.......
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and.....
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
"And the Christmas bells that ring there
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well, tonight, thank God it's them
Instead of you.......
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and.....
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Well, tonight, thank God it's them
Instead of you.......
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and
Feed the gu-ulls,
Let them know it's Christmastime and.....
Jeeeezus, guy brags on a tee-shirt he got 500+ on his list but can't tell an escaped aviary bird in a car park in middle of winter from it's genuine migrant cousin..........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Jeeeezus, guy brags on a tee-shirt he got 500+ on his list but can't tell an escaped aviary bird in a car park in middle of winter from it's genuine migrant cousin..........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
Someone help him.
UK twitchers man, fuckin state o them...........
Thank God it's Christmas, I love it just for panto season.
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Thank God it's Christmas, I love it just for panto season.
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
Great to see the ugly sisters joining in too by getting their pants well and truly pulled down..........
#OldFirm #ComedyGold
Still a pile o useless cvnts trying to justify this online, jeeezus fuck, retards.
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
JP spot on here.
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Still a pile o useless cvnts trying to justify this online, jeeezus fuck, retards.
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
Actually, that's a bit harsh.
On retards...........
JP spot on here.
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
JP spot on here.
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Ffs, "birders" target a bird trying to feed in the dark with excuses like "lamping only for a few minutes" & "spotlighting responsibly" etc need their fuckin bins confiscated.
Crowds there man, beggars belief - more fucking knobs than the "Doors & Handles" aisle at B&Q.
#UKbirding
Every cvnt and their wife going to see that Scops Owl, firing spotlights at it thinking no harm done.
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every cvnt and their wife going to see that Scops Owl, firing spotlights at it thinking no harm done.
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
Thing's trying to feed in the dark, and retards got it lit up like the fucking Blackpool illuminations. Welfare of the bird all that, eh?
Twitching man, fuckin state o' it.........
#UKbirding
On the back of Trump's "Peace Prize", FIFA have opened nominations for their Lifetime Contribution to Peace and Humanity award for the World Cup opening game. They are -
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
On the back of Trump's "Peace Prize", FIFA have opened nominations for their Lifetime Contribution to Peace and Humanity award for the World Cup opening game. They are -
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
Adolf Hitler
Pol Pot
Stalin
Attila the Hun
Idi Amin
Madam Hussein
Benjamin Netanyahu..........
#FIFA ##WorldCup2026
Saturday mid morning now, anyone know if the World Cup draw is done yet?...........
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Saturday mid morning now, anyone know if the World Cup draw is done yet?...........
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
#FIFA #WorldCup2026
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM