Chris Baltz
@angrywookiee.bsky.social
Writer, possibly 137 squirrels in a trenchcoat.
I wish he had the authority to command police to arrest on site any ICE agents that don’t comply and leave the city, (or that police would actually follow such an order.)
January 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I wish he had the authority to command police to arrest on site any ICE agents that don’t comply and leave the city, (or that police would actually follow such an order.)
The era when Republicans could be shamed by “do you have no decency,” passed long ago. Now they’re proud of it.
January 7, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The era when Republicans could be shamed by “do you have no decency,” passed long ago. Now they’re proud of it.
Well there goes minuscule hope I had of police making an arrest.
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Well there goes minuscule hope I had of police making an arrest.
There’s been instances of this going back a while, and I’m pretty sure it ties back to the Hannibal Lecter rant years ago.
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
There’s been instances of this going back a while, and I’m pretty sure it ties back to the Hannibal Lecter rant years ago.
It’s literally just those two, and I doubt they’d actually go for it. Murdering foreigners is one of the few things all of the GOP can agree on.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
It’s literally just those two, and I doubt they’d actually go for it. Murdering foreigners is one of the few things all of the GOP can agree on.
Spoilers: we don’t get it back.
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Spoilers: we don’t get it back.
Unfortunately the arguement doesn’t work on right wing voters because it’s longer than a simple sentence. It also doesn’t work on moderate middle of the road voters since it’s longer than 2 sentences and not on cable news.
August 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Unfortunately the arguement doesn’t work on right wing voters because it’s longer than a simple sentence. It also doesn’t work on moderate middle of the road voters since it’s longer than 2 sentences and not on cable news.
The shark was nude in every scene. Not even a body double.
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The shark was nude in every scene. Not even a body double.
She practiced that in the bathroom for hours.
August 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
She practiced that in the bathroom for hours.
Questioning a potential candidate years before primary season even starts = sitting out on Election Day. Got it.
August 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Questioning a potential candidate years before primary season even starts = sitting out on Election Day. Got it.
Also, audiences like musicals if the songs aren’t just showtunes.
August 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Also, audiences like musicals if the songs aren’t just showtunes.
Big tech isn’t even sure that humans can suffer yet.
August 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Big tech isn’t even sure that humans can suffer yet.
It feels like accepting the blatantly ridiculous statements is a loyalty test at this point.
August 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It feels like accepting the blatantly ridiculous statements is a loyalty test at this point.
Bringing Afghanistan and Iraq occupations to our own country with pride.
August 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Bringing Afghanistan and Iraq occupations to our own country with pride.
We’re not bombing starving children, were bombing children with cerebral palsy.
August 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We’re not bombing starving children, were bombing children with cerebral palsy.
It makes sense when you consider the purpose is to spread fear.
May 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It makes sense when you consider the purpose is to spread fear.
Rand Paul a few sentences away from admitting that the GOPs entire concept of being fiscally conservative has been a lie for decades.
May 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Rand Paul a few sentences away from admitting that the GOPs entire concept of being fiscally conservative has been a lie for decades.
If only the democrats had pressured Biden to step down and have someone else run once it came out that this was a problem instead of defending him until the end of time like Republicans do. Wait…
May 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If only the democrats had pressured Biden to step down and have someone else run once it came out that this was a problem instead of defending him until the end of time like Republicans do. Wait…
I mean it’s one newsletter Michael, what could it cost? Ten dollars?
May 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I mean it’s one newsletter Michael, what could it cost? Ten dollars?
Unless judges and democrats have access to armed officers who can enforce the law with arrests, then all of their power is an illusion. Have we seen a single incident where police haven’t either stood aside or worse, actively assisted ICE/DOGE/etc?
May 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Unless judges and democrats have access to armed officers who can enforce the law with arrests, then all of their power is an illusion. Have we seen a single incident where police haven’t either stood aside or worse, actively assisted ICE/DOGE/etc?
I’d love to see artists collectively choose malicious compliance. “This one is red and blue. It has dots in it.”
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’d love to see artists collectively choose malicious compliance. “This one is red and blue. It has dots in it.”
The trick is getting a meeting with him without Vance in the room to sabaotage everything. The “I side with the last person I spoke to” phenomenon is real with Trump.
May 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The trick is getting a meeting with him without Vance in the room to sabaotage everything. The “I side with the last person I spoke to” phenomenon is real with Trump.
And after all the hard work NPR did hosting Steve Bannon.
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And after all the hard work NPR did hosting Steve Bannon.