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a CRAB, allegedly
@angryscientist.bsky.social
tv & film professional | off-putting vegan

brainrot about iwtv & hadestown
GNC lestat de lioncourt truther
Haha love it! I remember posting the original the other day, you must have read my psychic message!
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Omg the first one so trueeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh def, I don’t ship it but I find a lot of the newcomers see it as some wholesome old man yaoi
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Wow I have never had an impulse to watch something less and it’s because of that picture dhdjeufbndisjaksosjdnfbf look how they massacred our booooy
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Like even a human coffee shop au would be some fucked up dynamics… they better take their ass back to d!sney channel
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
and like... DM is not a cutesy ship, read the room, learn how to search for the stuff you want by idk searching for the correct terms instead? what the hell who told them DM is a romp in fluffy sweaters???
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
the art (which is GORGEOUS) literally says "DO NOT REPOST" but they did to... what, complain? is fandom etiquette that deep down the drain?
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
lestat, starving... in his family, with his evil dad that hates him for looking like his mom...

with the vampire who stole him away from his first love and turned him into an insatiable monster....

OOOF!!!!!! but yeah I thought of pan's labyrinth too when I saw magnus
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Reposted by a CRAB, allegedly
"A VPN ban is on the table"
Lol. Which table is that? Very much the "stop, or I'll shout stop again" school of Very Serious Government.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Reposted by a CRAB, allegedly
I wish corporations had feelings that I could hurt.
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh ffs that is painful! Glad it’s getting handled and fingers crossed it goes well/quickly
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM