A Man Called Keith
@angryduck78.bsky.social
All the information you need is in the name, really.
Curried, with chicken and poppadoms and that.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Curried, with chicken and poppadoms and that.
Or the next time I need some bricks for a wall!
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Or the next time I need some bricks for a wall!
That's the plan - straight into the garden in the morning: something will make use of it!
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That's the plan - straight into the garden in the morning: something will make use of it!
To be fair, the bbd was October.
Last year.
I thought about lobbing in some new yeast just in case this happened, but I didn't want a bread balloon either....
Last year.
I thought about lobbing in some new yeast just in case this happened, but I didn't want a bread balloon either....
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
To be fair, the bbd was October.
Last year.
I thought about lobbing in some new yeast just in case this happened, but I didn't want a bread balloon either....
Last year.
I thought about lobbing in some new yeast just in case this happened, but I didn't want a bread balloon either....
I have the same situation with notifications on my watch. That I turned on.
(Written literally as my neighbour arrived and triggered the cameras, notifying me)
(Written literally as my neighbour arrived and triggered the cameras, notifying me)
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I have the same situation with notifications on my watch. That I turned on.
(Written literally as my neighbour arrived and triggered the cameras, notifying me)
(Written literally as my neighbour arrived and triggered the cameras, notifying me)
He's sat on the most Weeno of books 😁
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
He's sat on the most Weeno of books 😁
You had me at crunchy peanut butter 👍
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
You had me at crunchy peanut butter 👍
I mean, everyone does that, right? The question of what we would do first, given a blank country to run?
I'd ban HGV's and chewing gum first, all the 'don't do a murder' stuff would come later.
I'd ban HGV's and chewing gum first, all the 'don't do a murder' stuff would come later.
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I mean, everyone does that, right? The question of what we would do first, given a blank country to run?
I'd ban HGV's and chewing gum first, all the 'don't do a murder' stuff would come later.
I'd ban HGV's and chewing gum first, all the 'don't do a murder' stuff would come later.
Your cat was in Thunderbirds?
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Your cat was in Thunderbirds?
Congratulate them on their child's flexibility and suggest a career in gymnastics?
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Congratulate them on their child's flexibility and suggest a career in gymnastics?
Not me, btw, it was a guy with the tongues hanging out of his grey trainers like he was getting simultaneous foot-blowies from a couple of seal pups.
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Not me, btw, it was a guy with the tongues hanging out of his grey trainers like he was getting simultaneous foot-blowies from a couple of seal pups.
Once upon a time, you might have questioned the mental health of someone standing in a car park having a one-sided conversation with an innocent hedge.
Modern technology, huh?
Modern technology, huh?
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Once upon a time, you might have questioned the mental health of someone standing in a car park having a one-sided conversation with an innocent hedge.
Modern technology, huh?
Modern technology, huh?
I've just remembered that I will have to drive past the traffic light that is the wrong shade of green on the way back to work.
Already annoyed by it. Again.
Already annoyed by it. Again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I've just remembered that I will have to drive past the traffic light that is the wrong shade of green on the way back to work.
Already annoyed by it. Again.
Already annoyed by it. Again.
Don't panic, planet. I may be rich enough to buy a packet of chocolate Hobnobs whenever I want, but I'm not a politician.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Don't panic, planet. I may be rich enough to buy a packet of chocolate Hobnobs whenever I want, but I'm not a politician.
It would be offensively extravagant to start the car just so I can put the heated steering wheel on, wouldn't it?
#shouldhavebroughtgloves
#shouldhavebroughtgloves
November 14, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It would be offensively extravagant to start the car just so I can put the heated steering wheel on, wouldn't it?
#shouldhavebroughtgloves
#shouldhavebroughtgloves