A Man Called Keith
@angryduck78.bsky.social
All the information you need is in the name, really.
The first beneficiary of yesterday's bread failure. Yes, my garden is in an appalling state.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
The first beneficiary of yesterday's bread failure. Yes, my garden is in an appalling state.
It turns out that the best-before dates on bread mixes you find in your pantry cupboard actually have some meaning.
#thebreadthatdidnotrise
#thebreadthatdidnotrise
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It turns out that the best-before dates on bread mixes you find in your pantry cupboard actually have some meaning.
#thebreadthatdidnotrise
#thebreadthatdidnotrise
The world wide web is an interesting place.
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The world wide web is an interesting place.
Operation Cat Hotel is go. Yeah, I know it's soft, but I saw her on the camera again last night, so she wasn't even allowed inside with fireworks still popping off. Let's say I am developing an *opinion* of her owners. At least she can get out of the rain tonight if need be.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Operation Cat Hotel is go. Yeah, I know it's soft, but I saw her on the camera again last night, so she wasn't even allowed inside with fireworks still popping off. Let's say I am developing an *opinion* of her owners. At least she can get out of the rain tonight if need be.
Things have escalated, now I think I'm really in trouble 😁
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Things have escalated, now I think I'm really in trouble 😁
It's happening, Operation Cat Hotel 😺🏨
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It's happening, Operation Cat Hotel 😺🏨
This is my main squeeze
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is my main squeeze
Joining in with the 'Oldest picture of me' thing, including a truly horrific ai face removal on my little sister and her favourite doll.
November 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Joining in with the 'Oldest picture of me' thing, including a truly horrific ai face removal on my little sister and her favourite doll.
A very decent success - veg. oil instead of butter or milk powder. The perfect setup for a picky tea this evening.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A very decent success - veg. oil instead of butter or milk powder. The perfect setup for a picky tea this evening.
This was a previous effort a few years ago: the food was inside the Unicorn head, hung over the wobbly suspension bridge of doom with no safety rails. The Squirrel was not challenged in any way by it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This was a previous effort a few years ago: the food was inside the Unicorn head, hung over the wobbly suspension bridge of doom with no safety rails. The Squirrel was not challenged in any way by it.
This was a previous effort a few years ago: the food was inside the Unicorn head, hung over the wobbly suspension bridge of doom with no safety rails. The Squirrel was not challenged in any way by it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This was a previous effort a few years ago: the food was inside the Unicorn head, hung over the wobbly suspension bridge of doom with no safety rails. The Squirrel was not challenged in any way by it.
Not even 10 minutes have passed since I screwed my bird-proof squirrel feeder to the fence, because duck those feathery twats.
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not even 10 minutes have passed since I screwed my bird-proof squirrel feeder to the fence, because duck those feathery twats.
My first thought was more 'diabetic serial killer who gets off on old person crusty undergrundies origin story' than wholesome image of humanity, but whatever.
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
My first thought was more 'diabetic serial killer who gets off on old person crusty undergrundies origin story' than wholesome image of humanity, but whatever.
Well, this is turning out to be as amazing as it looks. The Japanese have a rare skill in making very silly horror films.
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Well, this is turning out to be as amazing as it looks. The Japanese have a rare skill in making very silly horror films.
This is pretty good, if you can deal with cannebalism-themed horror films.
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is pretty good, if you can deal with cannebalism-themed horror films.
These are most excellent, though I'd say 'colossal' is doing some medium to heavy lifting, here.
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
These are most excellent, though I'd say 'colossal' is doing some medium to heavy lifting, here.
Is this a sex thing? BUt wHaT ABouT tHe EnGLisH IndiViDuAls?
October 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Is this a sex thing? BUt wHaT ABouT tHe EnGLisH IndiViDuAls?
I'm no English teacher, but I do feel that some things are missing here, like words and shizz?
October 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm no English teacher, but I do feel that some things are missing here, like words and shizz?
Absolute classic from a local FB group:
October 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Absolute classic from a local FB group:
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
September 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.
