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Birb
@angrybirb.bsky.social
50% more chill
100% more angry

He/him

.
.
wait
a
minute,
how
long
can
these
bios
be?

Will
the
formatting
survive
being
stretched
to
such
limits?

will
the
UI?

i
really
hope
so

...
...
...
lololol
just
checked
and
fuck
yeeeeaaa
Lol, well Threads is insufferable generally so that checks out
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Maybe Elon is in the Epstein files and he's going to try to save the world in the meantime (or x himself, who can say)
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hashtag murk your local pedophiles
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Death penalty abolitionist but also self defense of another with no statute of limitations if another was a minor at the time of offense has no penalty
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Bad ones do
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
EITHER WAY ITS WEIRD AND I IMAGINE OFF-PUTTING

And I'm sorry. 🫶
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Hoping what they meant was "you look like an adult" but they're probably just a negging asshole
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The Fed every time they cut (because the alternatives are worse)
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
means less rent paid means more shop closings means oh no oh fuck oh god
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
too high > building value too high bc inflation too high > inflation too high bc rates too high (plus a ton of other things are broken still) > rates too high bc lowering means overheating economy and raising means more job losses > overheating means more inflation/more job losses means less buying
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The shops are empty because they aren't selling enough stuff > stuff isn't selling because it's too expensive > shops can't make rent and leave > space sits empty bc owner can't afford to lower rent yet > rent is too high bc the mortgage payment is too high > mtg payment too high bc building value
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It's not not that, for sure
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
V...vote blue no matter who?

(We're never going to have another "normal" election cycle ever again, are we?)
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Have you considered not being a cunt about it though?
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yessir
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Yea it somehow looks worse now, lol
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Turtle?
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hm.
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM