Birb
@angrybirb.bsky.social
50% more chill
100% more angry
He/him
.
.
wait
a
minute,
how
long
can
these
bios
be?
Will
the
formatting
survive
being
stretched
to
such
limits?
will
the
UI?
i
really
hope
so
...
...
...
lololol
just
checked
and
fuck
yeeeeaaa
100% more angry
He/him
.
.
wait
a
minute,
how
long
can
these
bios
be?
Will
the
formatting
survive
being
stretched
to
such
limits?
will
the
UI?
i
really
hope
so
...
...
...
lololol
just
checked
and
fuck
yeeeeaaa
Lol, well Threads is insufferable generally so that checks out
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Lol, well Threads is insufferable generally so that checks out
Maybe Elon is in the Epstein files and he's going to try to save the world in the meantime (or x himself, who can say)
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Maybe Elon is in the Epstein files and he's going to try to save the world in the meantime (or x himself, who can say)
Hashtag murk your local pedophiles
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hashtag murk your local pedophiles
Death penalty abolitionist but also self defense of another with no statute of limitations if another was a minor at the time of offense has no penalty
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Death penalty abolitionist but also self defense of another with no statute of limitations if another was a minor at the time of offense has no penalty
EITHER WAY ITS WEIRD AND I IMAGINE OFF-PUTTING
And I'm sorry. 🫶
And I'm sorry. 🫶
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
EITHER WAY ITS WEIRD AND I IMAGINE OFF-PUTTING
And I'm sorry. 🫶
And I'm sorry. 🫶
Hoping what they meant was "you look like an adult" but they're probably just a negging asshole
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hoping what they meant was "you look like an adult" but they're probably just a negging asshole
The Fed every time they cut (because the alternatives are worse)
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The Fed every time they cut (because the alternatives are worse)
means less rent paid means more shop closings means oh no oh fuck oh god
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
means less rent paid means more shop closings means oh no oh fuck oh god
too high > building value too high bc inflation too high > inflation too high bc rates too high (plus a ton of other things are broken still) > rates too high bc lowering means overheating economy and raising means more job losses > overheating means more inflation/more job losses means less buying
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
too high > building value too high bc inflation too high > inflation too high bc rates too high (plus a ton of other things are broken still) > rates too high bc lowering means overheating economy and raising means more job losses > overheating means more inflation/more job losses means less buying
The shops are empty because they aren't selling enough stuff > stuff isn't selling because it's too expensive > shops can't make rent and leave > space sits empty bc owner can't afford to lower rent yet > rent is too high bc the mortgage payment is too high > mtg payment too high bc building value
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The shops are empty because they aren't selling enough stuff > stuff isn't selling because it's too expensive > shops can't make rent and leave > space sits empty bc owner can't afford to lower rent yet > rent is too high bc the mortgage payment is too high > mtg payment too high bc building value
It's not not that, for sure
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's not not that, for sure
V...vote blue no matter who?
(We're never going to have another "normal" election cycle ever again, are we?)
(We're never going to have another "normal" election cycle ever again, are we?)
November 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
V...vote blue no matter who?
(We're never going to have another "normal" election cycle ever again, are we?)
(We're never going to have another "normal" election cycle ever again, are we?)
Have you considered not being a cunt about it though?
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Have you considered not being a cunt about it though?
Yea it somehow looks worse now, lol
October 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yea it somehow looks worse now, lol