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Birb
@angrybirb.bsky.social
590 followers 270 following 3.1K posts
50% more chill
100% more angry

He/him

.
.
wait
a
minute,
how
long
can
these
bios
be?

Will
the
formatting
survive
being
stretched
to
such
limits?

will
the
UI?

i
really
hope
so

...
...
...
lololol
just
checked
and
fuck
yeeeeaaa
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The Fed every time they cut (because the alternatives are worse)
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Some have pointed out a second tattoo (on his arm) with the number "1919" on it. We reached out to Platner's people about it who have responded with a full picture, and say that it is a "Trail Forest Crew" tattoo, which began in 1919 by the Appalachian Mountain Club.
October 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Oh hey look at that
A tweet from Governor JB Pritzker People of Illinois, we need your help. Get your cell phones out - record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors. We need to let the world know this is happening and that we won't stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Soft.
Screenshot showing the user Malcom Johnson blocked me.
September 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Dan Levy at some vanity fair thing looking dapper as hell Mr Sinister in his fancy black/blue costume with all the ribbons (calling them ribbons does not accurately reflect the aura of the image)
September 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Shit hole country, we sre
Headline: China doubles down on climate, wind and solar pledges a day after Trump called them a 'scam' Clean energy is the "trend of our time, " Chinese President Xi Jinping said while announcing modest targets for trimming the economic superpower's carbon pollution.
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? IS THIS POST OKAY, MODS? YOU ASSHOLES
September 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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🖕
September 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I like my odds here!
September 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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This one, probably
A line chart of the Kalshi odds for "Will Charlie Kirk run for any government office?" and it nosedives to 2%
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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It's about to get weeeeeeiiiiiiiird
BREAKING: A suspect is in custody in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk, FBI Director Kash Patel says
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Oh ok. Cool.
Bloomberg Prime Minister Modi uses his first trip to China in seven years to strengthen ties with Xi and Putin in defiance of pressures by Trump
September 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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They were really going somewhere with this and had the cast to do it and they just.... Fox'd it up as usual
September 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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This is my favorite personal interaction
Me writing stovey 3x with a mirror emoji in front of each like I'm summoning her. Followed by a screenshot reply to myself showing she liked the summoning skeet Some tasteful edits on her old bio to remove old pronouns and such
August 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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I finally figured out what Zohran's sign reminds me of and it's amazing

It has Great Zoltar/Zoltan "fortune teller" machine vibes too but it was the circus signs that really did it
Zohran speaking at a campaign event. Lots of his various orange, blue and red colorways signs behind him and on the podium Ringling Brothers ad, I guess?, that has similar typeface and colors
June 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I have an idea...
Map of the U.S. showing the different areas during the civil war 1861-1865. Virginia South and West through Texas is Confederate. Maine down to DC and across west to Missouri (skip VA) and north to MN is the Union. West coast CA, NV & OR are also listed as Union. The states in the western great plains are areas listed as territories: Washington, Dakotas, Nebraska, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico & Indian (Oklahoma)
June 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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OR, and hear me out here, WE MAYBE DON'T LET ISRAEL START WORLD WAR 3 FOR NO FUCKING REASON
Headline: Iran Nuclear Tensions Sharpen Focus on How Israel Might Strike As the US moves personnel out of spots in the Middle East under threat from Iranian strikes, reports say Israel is stepping up plans to attack the Islamic Republic's nuclear facilities.
June 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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This guy?
Article headline: Tik Tok fitness influencer Liver King admits using steroids after claiming diet of raw organs helped him build muscle
June 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The Chinese Century has begun
Stock Talk @stocktalkweekly Subscribe *CHINA PRESIDENT XI WILL MEET WITH EUROPEAN LEADERS INCLUDING FRANCE PRESIDENT, SPAIN PM, AND EU PRESIDENT IN VIETNAM IN THE COMING WEEKS AMID RISING GLOBAL TRADE TENSIONS OVER U.S. TARIFFS EUROPE SEEKING GREATER INTIMACY WITH CHINA & SOUTHEAST ASIA TO OFFSET U.S. RELIANCE 8:26 AM 02 Apr 25
April 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Pretty inconclusive
March 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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*movie starts, slowly fading in white text on a black screen*
Microsoft says it has created a new state of matter to power quantum computers. Image behind the text is some kind of computer chip. Presumably said quantum.
February 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This is.... unhealthy
January 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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This makes me want to die
"Trump's appetite seems to know no bounds when it comes to McDonald's, with a dinner order consisting of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, and a chocolate malted." This 2,400-calorie meal is among the details in a forthcoming book by Trump's former campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and aid David Bossie, as described in a preview by The Washington Post.
November 18, 2024 at 10:05 AM