Those two traits combined are almost a guaranteed win.

That clerk is a legit hero for this.

Never has a person more determinedly looked the answer to all his problems in the face while walking backwards into hell.

Weird way to say sales are down.

I'm enjoying myself. I generally have more forgiving standards. I don't need my shows to constantly break and blow my mind. Reality does a good enough job of that.

I'm just gonna eat my popcorn and exist.

I've re-read this more than any other series. It's comfort food.

Jim Butcher has been a good speed for me. I hear Dune gets to a point of diminishing return, but I know I should read it at some point.

That's exactly why I'm reading Maas. Does not leave me hurting. I've consumed enough books and media that punishes me and I am not well enough to take on anything that'll give me anxiety or depression.

Maybe I need to re-read Tolkien.

I've never read either but know that I should, especially Pratchett. I've been on a Sarah J Maas kick lately.

No. No I do not remember that specific form of fatalities and the game it showed up in.

But now I do and I know that Scorpion's first Animality was a penguin, which is a massive oversight.

Anyways. I married my soul mate.

I have a deeper knowledge of video games than a lot of my peers. It's very fun when men try to learn me some knowledge.

It comes from my own hobbies and my husband.

He has the deepest bench of video game knowledge of anyone I know. "Remember in Mortal Kombat 3 where they introduced animalities?"

I submit for consideration, my cranberry tart.

I see you. We're in this together.

I want a pastrami pile.