Angel Dragonpants, Chaos Kindergartener
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Angel Dragonpants, Chaos Kindergartener
@angeldragonpants.bsky.social
I’m that pantsfilling 5 year old that hangs out behind the playground slide ;3

Amateur hypnotist and goblin kindergartner

18+ only

Pfp from @wenbunbun.bsky.social
Banner by @kircai.bsky.social
Extremely gay for @melby.world
I need to read “age appropriate” bedtime stories to my little sis more often! Helps get those silly ideas about being grown up out of her head ;3
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Oh gosh heckie I need this to happen to me >\\\\\\>
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I got to read this to my girlfriend just now, and I think it hit a button or two for her :3
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You BELONG in them, malleable kiddo~
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Good work! ^w^
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh my gosh O/////O
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Awwww~ ^w^
December 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Because you keymash every time you see something that makes you blushy :3

It’s like you want all the grownups to know what makes you blush and squirm~
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Good baby! :3
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Awwww~ :3
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yea :3
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sometimes it’s more fun to make things up as you go though
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Sometimes you have big feelings, and you’re allowed to let them out~
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Then Patches jingles one of the soft stuffed toys dangling over your head, as your last shred of adulthood is severed and you sink into babyish bliss
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Patches will supply the game, and you supply your big kid cred (or what’s left, that is)
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Cut to you laying in a baby gym babbling as you’ve lost all your big kid words
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM