Dear Senator Cassidy,

“We” didn’t. WE didn’t pardon anyone. HE did. The President of the United States pardoned him. Come on Bill, say his name. Who’s our president? Say his name.

Best,

Your Former Congressional Colleague

I'm having a little trouble catching up to my medical bills from my gallbladder surgery.
It would help immensely if you could consider dropping some coins in the bedtime bucket over on my kofi
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An encore for the cutest talker

If you see this, repost with a game that released the year you were born.

Tails my precious baby boy

If you see this, repost with a game that released the year you were born.

My bones hurt sometimes?

Last week, my office sent a letter to the DPU urging utility companies to shoulder increased energy costs rather than passing the financial strain onto consumers. Since then, nearly all of them have agreed.

Now, we're urging the remaining companies to get on board.

spot on, Shaggy

#RealMonsters

#MonstersInc

This is BlueSky, where I get real with you about my cat eating spiders, but for some momentary self-promotion: my wonderful puppet show is coming back next week and I hope everybody enjoys it as we've worked incredibly hard on this very zany season.

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

This post sure made me reflect on my career in ways I find extremely disorienting

I deleted Twitter off my phone

is this what freedom feels like

I'm here to be quiet at you.