Chaz Hager
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anexciteableboy.bsky.social
Chaz Hager
@anexciteableboy.bsky.social
Columbus, Ohio -> Philadelphia, PA.
Pretzel and Paddington Enthusiast.

Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/3HQwR
Best lyric of 2025?

“If you need me, you know where to find me, north of a puddle and west of a hole.”
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Do we think Torts feels sad because he’s not a part of this year’s team? Or, do you think he’s hating Flyers having success and biting his tongue during this broadcast?
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
As we approach the new year, I’d like to make a pitch for a collective resolution: to stop making reference to/jumping to comparing Trump’s authoritarian to “1984”. It’s really become the most cliche response to posts about Trump’s administration. Find a new comparison.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Chaz Hager
Water your tree.
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Chaz Hager
the culture peaked at tivo
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Get Zamula off this team!
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It just hit me that this is the first Thanksgiving without any members of The Band on this earth. Having a Thanksgiving morning cry.

Love you, Levon.
Love you, Garth.
Love you, Richard.
Love you, Rick.
Love you, Robbie.

Very thankful for you all.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
OK?

OK.

OK?

Yeah, I'll start again.

Same slate. Still running.

Cutthroat.

Keep running. It'll get better.

Start all over again. Same slate.

OK, Rick, what's the game

Cutthroat.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This game has me in full “Michkov’s a bust.” and I don’t care if Flyers BlueSky knows it.
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Not only am I completely embracing 6-7, I’m bringing back the dab and combining the two.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We got half the apartment decorated for Christmas in the hopes that we’ll get an early Christmas president from the gods. (Like, Trump being impeached) but the Clinton/Trump stuff is almost just as good.
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is a bad Flyers 1st period.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s like Trump just heard someone say, “Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance”
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The shot count being so crazy wide makes me think… the Flyers need to get some offense going.
October 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reposted by Chaz Hager
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Let’s GO FLYERS!!
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Bobby Brink Based God!
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Let’s go Mich!
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Zegras is officially a Flyer
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Clear the benches after the game. Flyers will kick the shit out of the Penguins.
October 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This game going to overtime is so annoying
October 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Penguins coach: Dan Muse
a black and white photo of a man with a hat on and a scary face .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man with a hat on and a scary face .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I know the Penguins are bad, but can our penalty kill look like this every game? Please?
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM