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Bostonian. Educator. Emo kid. Dad. Soft animal. Red Sox fan. www.anecdoche.com 🏳️‍🌈
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Zohran font but it says PORTIONS FOR FOXES because Rilo Kiley rocks.
November 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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mommy’s busy horsing her glue
Not now sweetie, mommy’s cyber bullying the mayor except this time she’s listening to the hit song “horseglue” by Ekko Astral
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Zohran font but it says “curtains for Zoosha”
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Grid of week and a relatable pumpkin.
Scarlet street, a place for owls, stay inside, banquets, cusp, camp trash, dead billionaires, sadlands, into it. over it., latchkey kids, nana grizol, rat tally, dashboard confessional, death cab for cutie, American football, weakened friends. Small pumpkin making a shocked face. Me too little buddy.
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Some signs and stickers in Hudson, NY
Sign on the window of a business that reads: WANT TO TO JIU -JITSU? Weekly meetings Here for FREE! (yes this is real) Paper sign taped to a building that reads: FOUND LEATHER STRAP HARNESS NO REWARD NECESSARY JUST WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO KEEP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING Sign on a fence outside a church that reads PRAYERS ON WARREN STREET. The yellow sign has a very inclusive welcoming message and instructions to fill out a prayer card and drop it in the box. There are two pens on the top of the box but no more prayer cards in the slot. USPS mailbox with a sticker that reads THE SUN SHINES WHEN A CEO DIES. Someone wrote FREE PALESTINE! on the box. There is also a worn sticker “70,000 tons of devastation” reminding passersby about the extent of the assault on Gaza.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Hudson, NY
Wylde in Hudson, New York. I liked that their sign says “open mind open heart.” I had a cold brew and a cortado and a cookie. Good stuff. A mural I saw while walking around Hudson, NY today. The sign says Mexican radio. A door in Hudson, NY. I thought it was a good door. 420. Leaves. Etc. My cool wife holding our cool daughter in front of a building that says CANNONBALL FACTORY. She ordered a bahn mi sandwich inside and said it was great. I didn’t have anything. I wasn’t hungry. I had a few donuts for breakfast and then that cookie.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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“Please limit browsing of sex section to 10 minutes.” Okay but am I gonna do with the other 8 minutes?
Raven Used Books in Northampton, Massachusetts. This is a bookshelf full of books. A label on the shelf says “please limit browsing of sex section to 10 minutes.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Weekly grid / Saturday soundtrack.
The music I listened to this week: a place for owls, camp trash, weakened friends, latchkey kids, Phoebe Bridgers, banquets, cusp, Manchester orchestra, American football, dead billionaires, Megan from work, rat tally, the killers, AFI, bug heaven, Dikembe. Today was a lazy Saturday. Here’s the music I listened to around the house: A Place For Owls - we dig in the earth American Football - LP1 Kevin Devine - Bulldozer Rat Tally - In My Car Nana Grizol - Ursa Minor Niki Colet - We Only Ever Meet in Strange Dreams fruit clinic - year of the fruit Cusp - What I Want Doesn't Want Me Back Great Grandpa - Four of Arrows Camp Trash - Two Hundred Thousand Dollars
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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One year ago today, @aplaceforowls.bsky.social released a very special record called how we dig in the earth. It’s a great day to revisit or check it out. Hope is a weapon. www.anecdoche.com/p/apfo-dig
This record is a patient friend. It is a warm, cozy old sweater that's been with you for years, a piece of fabric that feels like an extension of yourself rather than a garment to be worn. It is tender, it is kind, it is accepting. It is greater than the sum of its parts and influences. It is a seed of hope planted with the utmost affection and intention. This is a band in full bloom. Hope is a weapon. If you plant it, it will grow. Get to work today. Get your hands dirty. Keep digging.
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Great book @lukeoneil47.bsky.social here’s a pic of me after reading.
Me (a skeleton) leaning against a pumpkin holding We Had it Coming, a great book by Luke O’Neil.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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NBA update: Flopping Coward
Flopping: C. Coward in the Grizzlies/Suns game (it was his third foul)
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Good news, they finally let Reese’s and Oreo fuck.
Reese’s Oreo.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The 2025-2026 Boston Bruins!
Blades, the Bruins mascot, in the ocean, there’s a rainbow in the back, and the text says “I wanna die” because it is painful to watch this team. @jacobinfante24 tweet from x.com (the everything app): Well that game sucked. Time to jack off
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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“If that is illegal, then take me to jail" is a hell of a thing to say about cocaine. alachuachronicle.com/its-rock-and...
Post Miranda, Wixted reportedly said the drugs would test positive for cocaine, but he would not say whether or not he was selling it. He reportedly said he was in a band at FEST, a music festival taking place this weekend, and cocaine is part of "rock and roll." Wixted reportedly said, "If that is illegal, then take me to jail"; he warned that if he were arrested, his friends would have to resort to fentanyl instead of being able to get cocaine from him.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Eudora is crazy. Oh you like that Bowie cover? Well now you’re crying about time zones. Okay fine here’s a Cure classic.
Apple Music screenshot. Eudora by the Get Up Kids.
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Uhh holy shit???
Shams tweet — Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Hoffman only threw 5 of 17 pitches in the zone. 7 swings, 5 whiffs, 3 strikeouts. Effectively wild.
Baseball Savant. Hoffman pitch chart, 9th inning, game 7 ALCS vs Blue Jays.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Brutal at-bat to end the game. Six balls. Julio swung at 3, 4, and 6.
Baseball Savant pitch chart for Hoffman vs Julio to end the game. 6 balls. Strikeout. Oof.
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Yes inflatable frogs, no kings. www.anecdoche.com/p/october2025
The people wearing inflatable frog and unicorn costumes are honestly doing this country an enormous service. When they say violent criminals are protesting but the video shows inflatable animals dancing around to "YMCA" there's no way for them to spin it. The inflatable army mocks them, encourages more people to join, gets media attention, and refuses to give this administration the optics they crave. Heroes. These crowds are their worst fear. Diverse across all lines. Multicultural. Righteous anger at their bigoted hatred. That's why they can't stop panicking about No King's Day. They're trying to paint it as a "Hate America Rally" because they desperately need their followers to see it that way. It ruins their narrative when millions of people take their Saturday off to use their physical presence to loudly say 'we reject you.' Just like the frogs ruin their lies, a broad coalition with a bunch of normies and grandmas make it difficult for them to claim the crowd is nothing but a bunch of hardcore radical terrorists.
October 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Today we’re all listening to Routine by @brokenrecord.bsky.social
Broken Record’s Routine LP in front of my bromeliad.
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Dudes rock
A man called Evan Argyle appeared on Jeopardy! in an argyle sweater vest.
October 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I feel stupider after watching it. Who is this for. What is the point. Stop it.
their voices a rising chorus of excitement capturing the raw power of Jim Adkins' [that’s not Jim Adkins] They pull out some incredible deep cuts [was this a shot at me?)] rain down like magic
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Holy shit this Jimmy Eat World setlist from this weekend. Just 18 straight huge bangers.
(JIMMY EAT WORLD SETLIST AT BEST FRIENDS FEST IN VEGAS 10/12/25) 1. Table for Glasses (First time for an audience since 2011) 2. The World You Love 3. Clarity 4. For Me This Is Heaven 5. Kill 6. Lucky Denver Mint 7. Crush 8. Call It in the Air 9. A Sunday 10. Your New Aesthetic 11. Believe in What You Want (First time for an audience since 2011) 12. Thinking, That's All 13. 23 14. Blister 15. No Sensitivity 16. Goodbye Sky Harbor 17. Sweetness 18. The Middle
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Give me Pats win the East, give me Drake Maye MVP. Lock it in.
Adam Sandler from Uncut Gems. He loves to gamble.
October 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I am also overwhelmed due to high volume.
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October 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM