Andy Sandler
@andysandler.bsky.social
Left wing Kansas City Masshole, Democratic activist of rapidly decreasing relevance, alleged musician and recording know-it-all
I stand with him. Subway sucks anyway.
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I stand with him. Subway sucks anyway.
Of all the libraries not to defund…
I mean, don’t all libraries have $400 million luxury jets in their collection?
I'm still not clear why the @nytimes.com went along the idea that a presidential library owning a jet for the personal use of the ex-president was anything that real presidential libraries do. Weird.
May 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Of all the libraries not to defund…
Daytona’s definitely sliding down a rathole. It’s gone from Richard Petty to just plain fuckin’ petty.
February 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Daytona’s definitely sliding down a rathole. It’s gone from Richard Petty to just plain fuckin’ petty.
Hey Schmuck: It may be Florida but she’s still too young for you.
February 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey Schmuck: It may be Florida but she’s still too young for you.
Look: if you’re going to make up shit, go large. It’s CALIFORNIA for fukksake; you might as well add they found the water source, and quite predictably it’s known as the Farrah Faucet.
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Look: if you’re going to make up shit, go large. It’s CALIFORNIA for fukksake; you might as well add they found the water source, and quite predictably it’s known as the Farrah Faucet.
Yes it’s a distraction, but it can’t go unaddressed:
The mapmaking community has absolutely no justification to take its guidance from a single puerile schmuck who cartoonishly alters established and accepted cartography with a fucking Sharpie.
The mapmaking community has absolutely no justification to take its guidance from a single puerile schmuck who cartoonishly alters established and accepted cartography with a fucking Sharpie.
January 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes it’s a distraction, but it can’t go unaddressed:
The mapmaking community has absolutely no justification to take its guidance from a single puerile schmuck who cartoonishly alters established and accepted cartography with a fucking Sharpie.
The mapmaking community has absolutely no justification to take its guidance from a single puerile schmuck who cartoonishly alters established and accepted cartography with a fucking Sharpie.
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This is a remarkable moment. Trump and Vance sit there in silence, as a bishop pleas with them to lean on their better angels and not follow through with their depraved campaign promises that target the LGBTQ+ community and immigrants.
Never seen anything like this.
Never seen anything like this.
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is a remarkable moment. Trump and Vance sit there in silence, as a bishop pleas with them to lean on their better angels and not follow through with their depraved campaign promises that target the LGBTQ+ community and immigrants.
Never seen anything like this.
Never seen anything like this.
Has anyone noticed the smiling shitpile and flame posting background options are suddenly missing from Facebarf?
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Has anyone noticed the smiling shitpile and flame posting background options are suddenly missing from Facebarf?
What’s he got against the freaking book??? It wasn’t even upside down!!!
January 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What’s he got against the freaking book??? It wasn’t even upside down!!!
happy sore winners’ day.😑
January 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
happy sore winners’ day.😑
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Nancy Mace deleted this but not before she proved both she and “Gunther” have reading comprehension issues.
December 31, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Nancy Mace deleted this but not before she proved both she and “Gunther” have reading comprehension issues.
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This is real. There are piles of evidence that the richest man in the world spends his time fondling his own ego with fake accounts on social media. He isn’t running any of these companies. He’s just a weirdo on drugs and high on his own press.
Now that we know ‘Adrian Dittman’ is Elon Musk, take a look at this. Absolutely pathetic.
December 29, 2024 at 6:52 PM
This is real. There are piles of evidence that the richest man in the world spends his time fondling his own ego with fake accounts on social media. He isn’t running any of these companies. He’s just a weirdo on drugs and high on his own press.
His good office far and away outlived a mere Presidency. Safe travels good sir.
December 30, 2024 at 5:50 AM
His good office far and away outlived a mere Presidency. Safe travels good sir.
Holiday spirit?
This guy is full of it.
This guy is full of it.
December 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Holiday spirit?
This guy is full of it.
This guy is full of it.
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Really enjoying all the “you lost, get over it” posts from people whose preferred candidate tried to overthrow the government last time he lost an election.
December 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Really enjoying all the “you lost, get over it” posts from people whose preferred candidate tried to overthrow the government last time he lost an election.
Trump promised he’d drain the swamp, and by gum he is. But he didn’t say he’d replace it with a septic tank.
Trump Says He Will Nominate Kash Patel to Run F.B.I.
President-elect Donald J. Trump turned to a firebrand loyalist to become director of the bureau, which he sees as part of a ‘deep state’ conspiracy against him.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Trump promised he’d drain the swamp, and by gum he is. But he didn’t say he’d replace it with a septic tank.
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So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
November 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
So a reminder:
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.
It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.
It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.
For the record.
Fact is the right wing is all about toughlove anyway. So now the foot’s on the other hand.
I’m starting to think that the longer we shield Trump voters from the worst economic outcomes, the worse things actually will get.
Sometimes people just have to find out the hard way, sad as that is. Yes, we will suffer. But at least they will learn that elections do have consequences.
Sometimes people just have to find out the hard way, sad as that is. Yes, we will suffer. But at least they will learn that elections do have consequences.
November 27, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Fact is the right wing is all about toughlove anyway. So now the foot’s on the other hand.
I hope he gets paid up front…
Rudy Giuliani has a new attorney who says he’s going to start winning for him: “Rudy definitely got screwed the hardest … Today was about reintroducing the people to Rudy.” 🍿
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I hope he gets paid up front…
And that’s the party that attracts people who have no issues crapping on the Capitol floor.
The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
And that’s the party that attracts people who have no issues crapping on the Capitol floor.
Don’t give him any ideas…
What’s next?
Don Jr being tapped to run the DEA?
Don Jr being tapped to run the DEA?
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Don’t give him any ideas…
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Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, was involved in a police investigation into an alleged sexual assault in 2017, local officials in California confirmed
Trump Defense Secretary nominee Pete Hegseth was involved in investigation into 2017 sexual assault allegation | CNN Politics
Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, was involved in a police investigation into an alleged sexual assault in 2017, local officials in California confirmed Thursday night.
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Pete Hegseth, Donald Trump’s pick for secretary of defense, was involved in a police investigation into an alleged sexual assault in 2017, local officials in California confirmed
It appears to be a prerequisite.
Is there going to be anyone in the Trump administration who has NOT committed sexual assault?
November 15, 2024 at 3:42 PM
It appears to be a prerequisite.
It’s not owning nuthin’.
It’s stealing a loaded clown car.
It’s stealing a loaded clown car.
trump's cabinet picks seem geared towards "owning the libs," but I've never felt LESS owned than I do by watching that clueless clod make boneheaded picks that reinforce our warnings that he's a fucking moron.
Go ahead, "go wild" with Matt Gaetz and RFK Jr.
We'll see you at midterms.
Go ahead, "go wild" with Matt Gaetz and RFK Jr.
We'll see you at midterms.
November 15, 2024 at 6:43 AM
It’s not owning nuthin’.
It’s stealing a loaded clown car.
It’s stealing a loaded clown car.