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This was a beautiful story in 3 skeets!
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I had this same thought reading it. I’m sure he’s a giant toolbag in many ways but this line really stuck with me:
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I mean she publicly dated Keith Olbermann….I would never return to my hometown after that
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
I did not like to think about it just as later I would not like to think about the worm in his brain that other people found so funny. I loved his brain. I hated the idea of an intruder therein. Others thought he was a madman; he was not quite mad the way they thought, but I loved the private ways that he was mad. I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could. He made me laugh, but I winced when he joked about the worm. “Baby, don’t worry,” he said. “It’s not a worm.” A doctor he trusted had reviewed the scans of his brain obtained by The New York Times, he said, and concluded that the shadowy figure was likely not a parasite at all. He sighed. It was too late to interfere with what had already vaulted from the sphere of meme to the sphere of screwy legend, but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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All my homies love their world flat
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM