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Craving Some Cock
September 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Craving Some Cock
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It's past midnight and I'm not flying away. Is it possible the religious leaders were full of shit?
September 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It's past midnight and I'm not flying away. Is it possible the religious leaders were full of shit?
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The regime's new plan of "removing everything our opposition has to lose" is a bold strategy I wonder how it goes for them.
September 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The regime's new plan of "removing everything our opposition has to lose" is a bold strategy I wonder how it goes for them.
Maybe instead of gendering restrooms and then getting mad when other people use the wrong one we could just build them with walls all the way down and no 2" gaps where you make eye contact with some guy shitting and then just have one big one instead of two that get used half the time.
July 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Maybe instead of gendering restrooms and then getting mad when other people use the wrong one we could just build them with walls all the way down and no 2" gaps where you make eye contact with some guy shitting and then just have one big one instead of two that get used half the time.
@anyaustin.bsky.social YOOOOOOO. Did you stay afloat or go down with the ship? I was unable to attend the event but I made the quiz and stats page for @themrkite.bsky.social's booth. Hope you had a good time!
July 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@anyaustin.bsky.social YOOOOOOO. Did you stay afloat or go down with the ship? I was unable to attend the event but I made the quiz and stats page for @themrkite.bsky.social's booth. Hope you had a good time!
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every single time an episode premise is revealed
July 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
every single time an episode premise is revealed
Wildest thing to me about grand theft auto VI speculation is that everyone assumes they'll be able to play both Jason and Lucia interchangeably on the same playthrough.
June 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Wildest thing to me about grand theft auto VI speculation is that everyone assumes they'll be able to play both Jason and Lucia interchangeably on the same playthrough.
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"I asked ChatGPT, and--" ...the ghost of Ada Lovelace appeared and punched you in the face, I hope.
May 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"I asked ChatGPT, and--" ...the ghost of Ada Lovelace appeared and punched you in the face, I hope.
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Here’s my idea for regulating the use of AI-generated evidence:
The party who uses it automatically loses.
The party who uses it automatically loses.
May 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Here’s my idea for regulating the use of AI-generated evidence:
The party who uses it automatically loses.
The party who uses it automatically loses.
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Americas starter Pokémon
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Americas starter Pokémon
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The chickadee outside my window this morning: “ITS SPRING!”
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
April 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The chickadee outside my window this morning: “ITS SPRING!”
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
ok, I agree, that’s great, but it will also be spring two hours from now when it’s not FIVE THIRTY AM.
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Telling my students I invented the most American literary device ever called “Rambo’s gun”, based on Chekhov’s gun, in which after an object like a gun is introduced into a story it’s THE ONLY THING the character uses to solve a problem.
April 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Telling my students I invented the most American literary device ever called “Rambo’s gun”, based on Chekhov’s gun, in which after an object like a gun is introduced into a story it’s THE ONLY THING the character uses to solve a problem.
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Just imagining a cybertruck in the cars universe and he's a total dip shit
April 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Just imagining a cybertruck in the cars universe and he's a total dip shit
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
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We all knew this is how the American empire would end, not with a whimper, but a stupid loud parade of excessive nonsense.
April 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
We all knew this is how the American empire would end, not with a whimper, but a stupid loud parade of excessive nonsense.
today: women
tomorrow: women't
tomorrow: women't
March 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
today: women
tomorrow: women't
tomorrow: women't
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A reminder for this Transgender Day of Visibility:
Trans people have always existed, and we always will.
No president, politician, or court can change that.
Trans people have always existed, and we always will.
No president, politician, or court can change that.
March 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A reminder for this Transgender Day of Visibility:
Trans people have always existed, and we always will.
No president, politician, or court can change that.
Trans people have always existed, and we always will.
No president, politician, or court can change that.
nobody:
me: ok guess I'll watch all the rush hour movies
me: ok guess I'll watch all the rush hour movies
March 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
nobody:
me: ok guess I'll watch all the rush hour movies
me: ok guess I'll watch all the rush hour movies
multi-step unnecessarily complicated opt-out procedure for something I never even asked for. Fuck you Verizon.
March 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
multi-step unnecessarily complicated opt-out procedure for something I never even asked for. Fuck you Verizon.