Andrew Patrick Ralston
@andyralston.bsky.social
Killed by a chimp in NOPE & the most punchable face on TV. Andy’s VHS 87-97, Kansan/Arizonan, amateur musician, wannabe artist & real time traveler.
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Doing my part to combat Ai slop by hand painting Jason Robards in acrylics. My favorite "serious" actor when I was a kid.
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Doing my part to combat Ai slop by hand painting Jason Robards in acrylics. My favorite "serious" actor when I was a kid.
Bald milquetoast middle aged bad guys with five o'clock shadows and boring glasses are totally my casting. Just sayin'.
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Bald milquetoast middle aged bad guys with five o'clock shadows and boring glasses are totally my casting. Just sayin'.
I once had a dream where that I was watching a dark dramatic version of Three’s Company billed with Oscar Winner Bradley Cooper as Larry.
September 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I once had a dream where that I was watching a dark dramatic version of Three’s Company billed with Oscar Winner Bradley Cooper as Larry.
This made me cry because its a beautiful theme song to an exceptional film, but also things are so bat shit, there's no other explanation than we're all probably experiencing our own An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge. youtu.be/rbiq6xaEYn4?...
Theme from "Jacob's Ladder" (Maurice Jarre)
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March 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This made me cry because its a beautiful theme song to an exceptional film, but also things are so bat shit, there's no other explanation than we're all probably experiencing our own An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge. youtu.be/rbiq6xaEYn4?...
I just don't think I should be able to smell your cologne if I'm driving behind you.
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I just don't think I should be able to smell your cologne if I'm driving behind you.
Just learned that Philip Marlowe's cat in Robert Altman's 1973 film The Long Goodbye is Morris the Cat from the original 9Lives commercials. Morris was voiced by John Erwin who was also the voice of He-Man and John just died last December.
March 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just learned that Philip Marlowe's cat in Robert Altman's 1973 film The Long Goodbye is Morris the Cat from the original 9Lives commercials. Morris was voiced by John Erwin who was also the voice of He-Man and John just died last December.
More of these modern TV shows should end with an ensemble food fight like TV shows of the past. Severance, House of the Dragon, White Lotus.
March 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
More of these modern TV shows should end with an ensemble food fight like TV shows of the past. Severance, House of the Dragon, White Lotus.
Le Loi de la Rue just hits different.
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Le Loi de la Rue just hits different.
I love French Cinema!
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I love French Cinema!
Can't stop watching this version of Halloween and I don't even speak French.
March 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Can't stop watching this version of Halloween and I don't even speak French.
I need and extra 30K and quick.
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I need and extra 30K and quick.
I need a new car, so I'd probably drive a Tesla if it was given to me for free, but I'd definitely have to disguise it.
March 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I need a new car, so I'd probably drive a Tesla if it was given to me for free, but I'd definitely have to disguise it.
Reposted by Andrew Patrick Ralston
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
February 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Andrew Patrick Ralston
Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.
Is it even possible for Mike Johnson to wipe that smug shit eating grin off his face?
February 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Is it even possible for Mike Johnson to wipe that smug shit eating grin off his face?
Obviously the same universe.
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Obviously the same universe.
Perhaps the Valley Relics Museum or the Smithsonian can buy and restore Columbo's car for the rest of us? spear.prod2.maxanet.auction/Public/Aucti...
February 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Perhaps the Valley Relics Museum or the Smithsonian can buy and restore Columbo's car for the rest of us? spear.prod2.maxanet.auction/Public/Aucti...