Andrew Patrick Ralston
@andyralston.bsky.social
Killed by a chimp in NOPE & the most punchable face on TV. Andy’s VHS 87-97, Kansan/Arizonan, amateur musician, wannabe artist & real time traveler.
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Doing my part to combat Ai slop by hand painting Jason Robards in acrylics. My favorite "serious" actor when I was a kid.
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Doing my part to combat Ai slop by hand painting Jason Robards in acrylics. My favorite "serious" actor when I was a kid.
Bald milquetoast middle aged bad guys with five o'clock shadows and boring glasses are totally my casting. Just sayin'.
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Bald milquetoast middle aged bad guys with five o'clock shadows and boring glasses are totally my casting. Just sayin'.
1989 but FNM got a great head start into the 90s with thir sound and aesthetic.
August 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
1989 but FNM got a great head start into the 90s with thir sound and aesthetic.
Just learned that Philip Marlowe's cat in Robert Altman's 1973 film The Long Goodbye is Morris the Cat from the original 9Lives commercials. Morris was voiced by John Erwin who was also the voice of He-Man and John just died last December.
March 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just learned that Philip Marlowe's cat in Robert Altman's 1973 film The Long Goodbye is Morris the Cat from the original 9Lives commercials. Morris was voiced by John Erwin who was also the voice of He-Man and John just died last December.
Le Loi de la Rue just hits different.
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Le Loi de la Rue just hits different.
I love French Cinema!
March 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I love French Cinema!
Can't stop watching this version of Halloween and I don't even speak French.
March 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Can't stop watching this version of Halloween and I don't even speak French.
I need and extra 30K and quick.
March 12, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I need and extra 30K and quick.
I need a new car, so I'd probably drive a Tesla if it was given to me for free, but I'd definitely have to disguise it.
March 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I need a new car, so I'd probably drive a Tesla if it was given to me for free, but I'd definitely have to disguise it.
February 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Obviously the same universe.
February 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Obviously the same universe.
Perhaps the Valley Relics Museum or the Smithsonian can buy and restore Columbo's car for the rest of us? spear.prod2.maxanet.auction/Public/Aucti...
February 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Perhaps the Valley Relics Museum or the Smithsonian can buy and restore Columbo's car for the rest of us? spear.prod2.maxanet.auction/Public/Aucti...
Like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, here's another 80s movie talking about tariffs. Class (1983)
February 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, here's another 80s movie talking about tariffs. Class (1983)
If Burn Gorman were out of shape he'd be the spitting image of you know who.
February 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If Burn Gorman were out of shape he'd be the spitting image of you know who.
Just learned how Right Said Fred got their namesake. #ImTooSexy
February 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Just learned how Right Said Fred got their namesake. #ImTooSexy
I made this 5 years ago predicting what it would be like in 2025 and I gotta say it’s spot on. #imlovinit
February 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I made this 5 years ago predicting what it would be like in 2025 and I gotta say it’s spot on. #imlovinit
I took these Feetshots in college around 1995, but I don’t think they’ve aged a day since. Anyone have Tarantino’s contact info? #sagaftra
February 7, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I took these Feetshots in college around 1995, but I don’t think they’ve aged a day since. Anyone have Tarantino’s contact info? #sagaftra
This already looks dated. Of course uncreative right wing losers are 100% embracing Ai. Fuck this garbage.
February 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This already looks dated. Of course uncreative right wing losers are 100% embracing Ai. Fuck this garbage.
My wife won this prop from the movie The Box at Comicon 2009 and lately we’ve been pressing it A LOT. 🤞🏻☠️
February 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My wife won this prop from the movie The Box at Comicon 2009 and lately we’ve been pressing it A LOT. 🤞🏻☠️