🎶 "But I swear it was in self-interest" 🎶

Bleedin' wokerati, concerning themselves about trivial matters such as basic shelter, warmth and sustenance.

Well, that's it now. You'd best go get measured for those robes and await the inevitable call, Lord Dunt of Earth-616.

Donald Trump the Turmeric Tyrant, writes...

Why not offer to return them to Athens, carried in a fleet of those pink electric Jags? It'd keep the opinion column writers occupied for months.

Not exactly a contemporary example, but did you forget about Brian Clough in your discussion about centre forwards who went on to have a successful managerial career?

Poppy people