Private eye already do this well... In balance they did exactly the same for Rishi's cabinet.

I can guess which dogs they use to patrol the Western Canadian coast...

Ah, dictators and their vehicles. Didn't do VW any harm.

A fainting sofa, what a spiffing idea for future Boris related shocks!
I shall order my butler to acquire me one forthwith... "And Mabel, jolly along with the smelling salts there's a good gel!"
Love this post 😁

Have a miserable Gothmas. 🫥 Hope you get lost in a forest....

Feline relaxed... Badger the cat joining in general celebration as I finally succumbed to family pressure to switch on central heating. In other bedrooms, daughters rejoice as they no longer need to "just put a bloody jumper on".