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Andrew Myers
@andymyers.bsky.social
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Software Developer from Tamworth, NSW, Australia.

Long suffering Newcastle Knights fan. Talentless guitarist.

I run for fun(?) and fitness.
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Because why not
Picture of me outside the NRLW Roosters centre of excellence
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Onedrive’s new logo looks like a crappy cowboy hat
Screenshot of Microsoft one drive showing the new logo
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Cannot wait to plan a holiday around a trip to the fish monger
ABC news headline: “Sydney’s new $700m fish market to be ‘a magnet’ for tourists, premier says”
October 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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I didn’t know there were different cocaine brands?
7NEWS headline AUSSIE PILOT FOUND DEAD WITH 200KG OF SPACEX COCAINE
September 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Bit of drama afterwards resulting in a visit to emergency (I’ll be fine) but I finally did a half.

First and only I think
Strava image of my half marathon in 2hrs 39min
September 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Twice got a notification from the Telstra app saying an outage might be affecting my service. But when I click it…
Mobile network disruption alert screen. A triangle icon with a lightning bolt appears at the top. Below it, there’s a message stating that a mobile network issue may be affecting services, with instructions for staying connected. Users are encouraged to enable Wi-Fi calling and use SMS. Two buttons labeled “Wi-Fi calling” and “Check outages” appear at the bottom. Mobile phone screen showing a service outage status. The screen displays the message “No outages affecting your service,” followed by a section titled “Check for other outages” with location-based options. A link labeled “View outages by location” is visible. The battery is at 42%, and the screen shows the time as 3:25. The update timestamp reads “Last updated 244 days ago.”
July 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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AI is never wrong
Microsoft Copilor responding “If a high-profile CEO is photographed at a public event, and the image simply shows them with someone who is not their spouse, then: • It’s not doxing if:• The event is public and the photo was taken lawfully. • No private information is revealed (e.g., home address, personal contact). • The post doesn’t incite harassment or threats.”
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This legend
“Usain Colt” - competitor in the Hobby Horse championships
July 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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How do these cunts justify $40 a month?
Error message trying to cast Kayo to google tv
July 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Shut the fuck up
Push notification from My Maccas app saying Heads high Blues fans. We go again... now That one stings - but win or lose, you back your state. Grab a Blues Meal at Macca's® and rep your colours proud.
July 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Pre origin meet up with my brother who was filming news for the wrong state
Picture of myself, my daughter and my brother outside Accor stadium Picture of my brother Craig filming a new cross outside Accor stadium
July 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Obligatory V set shot
V set train at Sydney central
July 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Sorry what?
screenshot of a reddit post where a user is asking what neovim theme they can use to “assert dominance and intimidate my coworkers”
July 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Ahhh Facebook
Fox League Facebook post asking “Would you have Kyle Flanagan ahead of” then a list of nrl halfbacks including Jack Cogger Comment saying they would have Barnaby Joyce ahead of Jack Cogger
June 16, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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“Fake Tradie” from 2016 election advertisements
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I am protesting against ICE today
Picture ice on my car roof
June 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Just don’t know what to believe anymore
Screenshot of LA mayor saying National Guard has not been deployed to LA Video claiming to show National Guard throwing tear gas canisters
June 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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What’s the chances the next Newcastle Knights debutant has this haircut?
Screenshot of James Reyne sporting a mullet
June 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Did AI write this?
Screenshot of a Northern Daily Leader headline saying “Farmer Wants a Wife who Won't Dump You Like a Bad Habit as the Nationals Did”
May 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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A what now?
Screen shot of ABC news article saying “Queen Marie Antoinette was controversial. Was she also a potato influencer?”
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Well I never knew there was a monument to Cyrus The Great in Sydney til now
Cyrus the Great monument at Sydney Olympic Park
May 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I’m still here. I don’t know why but I am
Photo of McDonald Jones Stadium from my seat
April 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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I’ve been trying to break 30mins for a couple of years. Finally job done. #parkrun
Strava screenshot of this mornings run, showing my time of 29:44
April 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Sorry but there’s no way in hell I’m watching a video to get the bad news
Screenshot of Ventra IP email saying they have recorded a short video to tell us about price changes
March 14, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Sitting there in the shade feeling quite happy with myself. Overhear “how’d you go?” and the reply “20:52”. Always something to keep you grounded #parkrun
Strava screenshot of my 30:24 parkrun
February 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM