Crisco is iffy lube.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Crisco is iffy lube.
I’ll be honest I thought this said “SKA DEVILS” at-first.
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ll be honest I thought this said “SKA DEVILS” at-first.
On top of everyhing else, you just know artificial intelligence is gonna start asking for Cyber Monday off.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
On top of everyhing else, you just know artificial intelligence is gonna start asking for Cyber Monday off.
They somehow made the name Timmy transphobic.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They somehow made the name Timmy transphobic.
I won't tuck, but I do style my pubes into a pompadour to make my junk look smaller.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I won't tuck, but I do style my pubes into a pompadour to make my junk look smaller.
I knew my days were numbered at my job when my new manager said that he stopped listening to ICP when they started getting “too political”.
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I knew my days were numbered at my job when my new manager said that he stopped listening to ICP when they started getting “too political”.
“Don’t tell” but not the comedy
show but the family secret.
show but the family secret.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Don’t tell” but not the comedy
show but the family secret.
show but the family secret.
Coldsweatpants have withdrawstrings.
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Coldsweatpants have withdrawstrings.
When there’s a fight at a drag show, all heel breaks loose.
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
When there’s a fight at a drag show, all heel breaks loose.
A fungi of the month club is
a lichen subscribe.
a lichen subscribe.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A fungi of the month club is
a lichen subscribe.
a lichen subscribe.
Unsubscribing from some podcasts is how I am starting the grieving process of being laid off.
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Unsubscribing from some podcasts is how I am starting the grieving process of being laid off.
Reposted by Andy Iwancio
PORTLAND (west): I'm coming to Helium for three shows on 12/30 and 12/31! If you are the kind of person who wants to have MORE fun or LESS fun than a comedy show on New Year's Eve, come out the night before! Otherwise, your NYE plans can be locked in TODAY! portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/342084
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
PORTLAND (west): I'm coming to Helium for three shows on 12/30 and 12/31! If you are the kind of person who wants to have MORE fun or LESS fun than a comedy show on New Year's Eve, come out the night before! Otherwise, your NYE plans can be locked in TODAY! portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/342084
RIP Dick Cheney. You will live forever on as a specific CBT tag on grindr.
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
RIP Dick Cheney. You will live forever on as a specific CBT tag on grindr.
We’re at an unprecedented time AND day! With the very funny Bettina McKelvey!
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We’re at an unprecedented time AND day! With the very funny Bettina McKelvey!
My comedy EP for burn this records is out TODAY! You can buy it on
itunes, amazon, or bandcamp.
itunes, amazon, or bandcamp.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My comedy EP for burn this records is out TODAY! You can buy it on
itunes, amazon, or bandcamp.
itunes, amazon, or bandcamp.
I am not "getting upset on someone's behalf".
I am calling both your halves an asshole.
I am calling both your halves an asshole.
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I am not "getting upset on someone's behalf".
I am calling both your halves an asshole.
I am calling both your halves an asshole.
I need to start going by my initials, so i’ll get hired to do all the writing jobs.
October 30, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I need to start going by my initials, so i’ll get hired to do all the writing jobs.
Gonna freestyle at kids who trick or treat at our house. Word will get around we’re giving out 16 bars.
October 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Gonna freestyle at kids who trick or treat at our house. Word will get around we’re giving out 16 bars.
Powerlifting in a CRASS t-shirt is working out with a resistance band.
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Powerlifting in a CRASS t-shirt is working out with a resistance band.
@joshgondelman.bsky.social is the bestest, lets do it
People of Seattle!!! I am sorry for your recent baseball loss, but I am very excited to come to your city on 12/28 for one show!!! It’s the biggest Seattle venue I’ve ever played, and I’d love to see you there!!! Ticket link: www.ticketweb.com/event/josh-g...
October 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
@joshgondelman.bsky.social is the bestest, lets do it
A state outline tattoo saves me the trouble of asking where someone got their DUI.
October 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A state outline tattoo saves me the trouble of asking where someone got their DUI.
You can now preorder my comedy album now! If you do, take a pic and i’ll send you some music i wrote as. bonus!
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You can now preorder my comedy album now! If you do, take a pic and i’ll send you some music i wrote as. bonus!
Dogs hate the doors and *especially* people who are strange.
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dogs hate the doors and *especially* people who are strange.
Mixing wines together in one glass makes a “port manteau”
October 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Mixing wines together in one glass makes a “port manteau”