Andy N
@andyheybro.bsky.social
Bricktop Recording/Weekend Nachos/Like Rats/Dust Muscle
When people walk in unexpected ways at the grocery store now you know I’m mad!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When people walk in unexpected ways at the grocery store now you know I’m mad!!
I’m a manic pixie dream geezer
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I’m a manic pixie dream geezer
Life Hack: clench your jaw all night and you won’t snore
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Life Hack: clench your jaw all night and you won’t snore
My love language is sending links to bootleg shirt pre orders
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My love language is sending links to bootleg shirt pre orders
I’m a machine that turns life into piss
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I’m a machine that turns life into piss
Reposted by Andy N
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Accidentally bought the wrong size Mortiis shirt so I gave it to my Dungeon Wife
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Accidentally bought the wrong size Mortiis shirt so I gave it to my Dungeon Wife
Marketing jargon is the language of the devil
October 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Marketing jargon is the language of the devil
I’m a real old fucker these days
September 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m a real old fucker these days
Still saying “I’ll have the mixed vegetables” like that guy from the Vine
September 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Still saying “I’ll have the mixed vegetables” like that guy from the Vine
I can be distraught about ICE and listen to Graveland at the same time
September 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I can be distraught about ICE and listen to Graveland at the same time
It’s just as they say: Covid wife, covid life
September 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s just as they say: Covid wife, covid life
Cannot believe how many people like to exercise
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Cannot believe how many people like to exercise
Putting on a nice getup for the trip to Walgreens
July 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Putting on a nice getup for the trip to Walgreens
If I see someone holding one of those stupid tiny microphones it’s an instant block
July 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If I see someone holding one of those stupid tiny microphones it’s an instant block
I’ll be able to eat more doughnuts once I get this treadmill
July 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ll be able to eat more doughnuts once I get this treadmill
Sometimes I find a hair from my wife wrapped around my genitals
July 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sometimes I find a hair from my wife wrapped around my genitals
Summer is a nightmare
June 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Summer is a nightmare
Tried to do a cyber goth dance and immediately hurt my shoulder
June 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Tried to do a cyber goth dance and immediately hurt my shoulder
My gait is widely regarded for its oafish splay
May 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
My gait is widely regarded for its oafish splay
Our smart air purifier provides an exciting new means of determining if the WiFi is down
April 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Our smart air purifier provides an exciting new means of determining if the WiFi is down
👏 No 👏 more 👏 natural 👏 process 👏 coffee
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
👏 No 👏 more 👏 natural 👏 process 👏 coffee
My bath towel smells like garlic
April 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My bath towel smells like garlic
I am often in the Yellow Zone
April 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I am often in the Yellow Zone