This is Jess. She is very suspicious of you. Has been within six inches of you all week, but still thinks you're up to something. 13/10

Bah! We only rate dogs. This is a sheep. Please look up what a dog is, and only send us that. Thank you… 12/10 (IG: onathestandardpoodle)

*sitting down* damn, Dictionary got hands

This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10

We only rate dogs. This is a very cuddly croissant. We understand the confusion between puppies and pastries, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

This is Arthur. He seems to have misplaced his legs and needs your help to find them. They are about one inch long and Arthur-colored. 13/10

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

It’s amazing being able to share without bracing.
Even my chickens have haters on the other place.

This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10