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Andy Gardiner
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Neo-Northumbrian. Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline.

Harmonist. Bad guitarist.
Midnight Baker. Hill walker.
Cricket lover. Company grower.
Bird noticer. Wine hoarder.

Shameless with my bonhomie.
A charmer.
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
'Nuisance', to say the *very* least.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Michael Palin, Mark Wood.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Chuck a Reuben for me.
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Well, sometimes.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
(No Danish wine on offer)
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ah, no. Copenhagen.
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Aubergine and potato pizza from the place opposite my hotel. Surprisingly ok Washington state Syrah from 7-11 clone. Arsenal game on the iPad. #jetset
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Alice is marrying one of the guard.
The guard said the ex-prince took it terribly hard.
Good,
Said Alice.
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
They’re just badly branded; if they’d been called ‘dried plums’ from the start…
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
HFW’s squid, potatoes and chilli. All roasted together. Cremant de Bordeaux.
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yeah. Right!
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Lincolnshire Lineman. Scans too.
October 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Classic disinformation.
October 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
That’s what you would say though, right? Right.
October 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The red hat was a giveaway.
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
None of your ‘give or take’. I demand precision. And might have to demand my money back.
October 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Reposted by Andy Gardiner
We must make racism disgraceful again. This kind of shameless ugly inadequacy from Pochin should be career-ending, not career-enhancing. Honestly… the Little England nastiness is repulsive.
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Elphs
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Oldham: Mumps.

Also Dobcross, Diggle and Delph.
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM