Andy Squirrel☕📚
@andy-squirrel.bsky.social
Just your average Bisexual coffee gremlin living her life. Pronouns are she/her. I am 33 years old and just enjoy the simple things in life. My muse is 29 years old. Me =/= Muse. NSFW rps will only be done in the DMs.💖💜🩵
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You cannot now believe that you will ever feel better. But this is not true. You are sure to be happy again. And knowing this, truly believing it, will make you less miserable now.
-Abraham Lincoln
-Abraham Lincoln
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"ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘᴇsᴋʏ ᴘʟᴜᴍʙᴇʀs!"
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November 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘᴇsᴋʏ ᴘʟᴜᴍʙᴇʀs!"
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Could this be another reason why Vox hates Alastor? Because he reads books? Lmao
definitely the biggest thing to happen for me this week, I'm so proud
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Could this be another reason why Vox hates Alastor? Because he reads books? Lmao
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @vivziepop.bsky.social !!!!!!!
a birthday cake with lit candles and the words happy birthday on it
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October 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @vivziepop.bsky.social !!!!!!!
Happy No Kings Day everyone!
a woman holding a sign that reads dump trump
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October 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Happy No Kings Day everyone!
@nonamedstranger.bsky.social Andy woke up in the morning like usual and groggily went into the kitchen to get some coffee to wake herself up. Opening the kitchen window curtain to let some sunlight into the house.
September 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@nonamedstranger.bsky.social Andy woke up in the morning like usual and groggily went into the kitchen to get some coffee to wake herself up. Opening the kitchen window curtain to let some sunlight into the house.
Happy Birthday to the king of horror @stephenking.bsky.social ! I've been a fan of his work ever since High School when I first came across his book Pet Semetary and decided to use that for a book report. You'll always be my favorite author.
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Birthday to the king of horror @stephenking.bsky.social ! I've been a fan of his work ever since High School when I first came across his book Pet Semetary and decided to use that for a book report. You'll always be my favorite author.
@kroolestking.bsky.social Using a discarded nail she had found laying around, the yellow squirrel tried to pick the lock of her cell. Reaching through the bars she stuck the sharp end into the lock and began to wiggle it around, hoping it would work so she could finally escape the evil king.
September 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@kroolestking.bsky.social Using a discarded nail she had found laying around, the yellow squirrel tried to pick the lock of her cell. Reaching through the bars she stuck the sharp end into the lock and began to wiggle it around, hoping it would work so she could finally escape the evil king.
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Espio The Chameleon
Age: 19
Species: Mobian Chameleon
Occupation: Ninja
Favorite Food: Dumplings
Likes: Training, Meditating, Camping, Justice, Food
Dislikes: Betrayal, Misunderstandings, Eggman, Injustice
Age: 19
Species: Mobian Chameleon
Occupation: Ninja
Favorite Food: Dumplings
Likes: Training, Meditating, Camping, Justice, Food
Dislikes: Betrayal, Misunderstandings, Eggman, Injustice
July 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Espio The Chameleon
Age: 19
Species: Mobian Chameleon
Occupation: Ninja
Favorite Food: Dumplings
Likes: Training, Meditating, Camping, Justice, Food
Dislikes: Betrayal, Misunderstandings, Eggman, Injustice
Age: 19
Species: Mobian Chameleon
Occupation: Ninja
Favorite Food: Dumplings
Likes: Training, Meditating, Camping, Justice, Food
Dislikes: Betrayal, Misunderstandings, Eggman, Injustice
"Not this time you're not. I got you the coconut. I'm not gonna brew potions for you. So just save yourself the trouble and let me go."
She demanded with a scowl on her face.
She demanded with a scowl on her face.
"it's Crocodile. Not Salamander"
"But, a king always gets what he wants..."
"But, a king always gets what he wants..."
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Not this time you're not. I got you the coconut. I'm not gonna brew potions for you. So just save yourself the trouble and let me go."
She demanded with a scowl on her face.
She demanded with a scowl on her face.
She stood there dumbfounded, but unable to do anything about it due to his minions standing guard.
"I can't believe you. You low down lying lizard! You spineless salamander!"
"I can't believe you. You low down lying lizard! You spineless salamander!"
"but who's to say there can't be a little... Bonus, hmm?*
August 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
She stood there dumbfounded, but unable to do anything about it due to his minions standing guard.
"I can't believe you. You low down lying lizard! You spineless salamander!"
"I can't believe you. You low down lying lizard! You spineless salamander!"
"H-hey the deal was I get the Crystal Coconut for you and you let me go. You never said anything about my potions."
The squirrel glared at her captor, balling up her fists in anger.
The squirrel glared at her captor, balling up her fists in anger.
"ah ah ah... Not quite yet, Squirrel... You said you were capable of making potions, correct?"
August 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"H-hey the deal was I get the Crystal Coconut for you and you let me go. You never said anything about my potions."
The squirrel glared at her captor, balling up her fists in anger.
The squirrel glared at her captor, balling up her fists in anger.
"How about finally letting me go?"
The squirrel was off to the side, flanked by a couple of King K. Rool's Kremlins to prevent her from escaping.
"I did what you told me to do."
The squirrel was off to the side, flanked by a couple of King K. Rool's Kremlins to prevent her from escaping.
"I did what you told me to do."
"now that I have the crystal coconut, what shall my first order of business be...?"
August 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"How about finally letting me go?"
The squirrel was off to the side, flanked by a couple of King K. Rool's Kremlins to prevent her from escaping.
"I did what you told me to do."
The squirrel was off to the side, flanked by a couple of King K. Rool's Kremlins to prevent her from escaping.
"I did what you told me to do."
She covered her mouth to keep herself from making any sounds. After what felt like hours, she decided to take a risk and see where he was. Slowly sticking her head out to survey the jungle layout.
The King was lurking around
"Come, oh come little squirrel! You can't hide forever!"
"Come, oh come little squirrel! You can't hide forever!"
August 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
She covered her mouth to keep herself from making any sounds. After what felt like hours, she decided to take a risk and see where he was. Slowly sticking her head out to survey the jungle layout.
Ducking into the treeline, the squirrel pushed her way through the foliage before finding a hollow tree. She carefully climbed inside and curled herself up as good as she could to ensure no part of her was sticking out of her hiding place.
"GET BACK HERE!"
The King would give chase to the squirrel
The King would give chase to the squirrel
Her eyes widened a touch up on coming to that very same realization. So in a desperate attempt, she bolted straight out of the broken door. Running as fast as she could to try and escape.
August 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ducking into the treeline, the squirrel pushed her way through the foliage before finding a hollow tree. She carefully climbed inside and curled herself up as good as she could to ensure no part of her was sticking out of her hiding place.
Her eyes widened a touch up on coming to that very same realization. So in a desperate attempt, she bolted straight out of the broken door. Running as fast as she could to try and escape.
"...oh? So you're a potions master?"
Seems like he had an idea. A very bad idea
Seems like he had an idea. A very bad idea
August 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Her eyes widened a touch up on coming to that very same realization. So in a desperate attempt, she bolted straight out of the broken door. Running as fast as she could to try and escape.
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June 30, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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"Y-yes...I'm a potions master."
If she wasn't nervous before, then she sure was nervous now. She didn't like how he asked the question, and she felt a knot form in the pit of her stomach.
"W-well now you know....more about the Crystal Coconut. A-are you gonna....l-let me go now?"
If she wasn't nervous before, then she sure was nervous now. She didn't like how he asked the question, and she felt a knot form in the pit of her stomach.
"W-well now you know....more about the Crystal Coconut. A-are you gonna....l-let me go now?"
"...I see. How interesting... How VERY interesting... So, you say you have magic powers, hmm?"
August 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"Y-yes...I'm a potions master."
If she wasn't nervous before, then she sure was nervous now. She didn't like how he asked the question, and she felt a knot form in the pit of her stomach.
"W-well now you know....more about the Crystal Coconut. A-are you gonna....l-let me go now?"
If she wasn't nervous before, then she sure was nervous now. She didn't like how he asked the question, and she felt a knot form in the pit of her stomach.
"W-well now you know....more about the Crystal Coconut. A-are you gonna....l-let me go now?"
OMG, they're all so freaking cute! 😍
Opal now gets to have zoomies in the big girl cage with Nimh and Dolly 💖
August 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
OMG, they're all so freaking cute! 😍
"O-okay okay. When my great great great grandfather was young, he was harvesting fruits on the island of Kongo Bongo. And he noticed a tribal Kong weak in the middle of the jungle. He helped the tribal Kong by giving him water and some food. The spirit of Inka Dinka Do saw his act of kindness
"then speak. Do it right away."
August 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"O-okay okay. When my great great great grandfather was young, he was harvesting fruits on the island of Kongo Bongo. And he noticed a tribal Kong weak in the middle of the jungle. He helped the tribal Kong by giving him water and some food. The spirit of Inka Dinka Do saw his act of kindness
She froze right in her tracks once the weapon was aimed at her and slowly raised her hands.
"I-if you do anything to me...then you won't get the information about the Crystal Coconut."
"I-if you do anything to me...then you won't get the information about the Crystal Coconut."
"oh, really?"
The Kremling pulls out the blunderbuss, aiming it point blank at the squirrel
"Will THIS change your mind?"
The Kremling pulls out the blunderbuss, aiming it point blank at the squirrel
"Will THIS change your mind?"
With her heart pounding in her chest, Andy knew she had to try and escape. So against her better judgement, she tried to slip around King K. Rool.
"I'm not telling you anything!"
"I'm not telling you anything!"
August 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
She froze right in her tracks once the weapon was aimed at her and slowly raised her hands.
"I-if you do anything to me...then you won't get the information about the Crystal Coconut."
"I-if you do anything to me...then you won't get the information about the Crystal Coconut."
With her heart pounding in her chest, Andy knew she had to try and escape. So against her better judgement, she tried to slip around King K. Rool.
"I'm not telling you anything!"
"I'm not telling you anything!"
"LIAR! Your descendants created it, You HAVE to know MORE!"
As she tried to back away, the king got closer
As she tried to back away, the king got closer
August 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
With her heart pounding in her chest, Andy knew she had to try and escape. So against her better judgement, she tried to slip around King K. Rool.
"I'm not telling you anything!"
"I'm not telling you anything!"
"I don't know anything about it apart from the stories that everybody already knows!"
She said quickly, trying to flatten herself against her book shelf even further.
She said quickly, trying to flatten herself against her book shelf even further.
"I have my ways. Now then, I'd advise you tell me everything you know about the coconut."
August 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"I don't know anything about it apart from the stories that everybody already knows!"
She said quickly, trying to flatten herself against her book shelf even further.
She said quickly, trying to flatten herself against her book shelf even further.
The color drained from her face once he brought up her ancestor.
"H-how did you know about him?"
Her voice shook as she stuttered in terror.
"H-how did you know about him?"
Her voice shook as she stuttered in terror.
"oh, really? Then what about your great great great grandfather, hmm?"
Oh, he knew.
Oh, he knew.
August 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The color drained from her face once he brought up her ancestor.
"H-how did you know about him?"
Her voice shook as she stuttered in terror.
"H-how did you know about him?"
Her voice shook as she stuttered in terror.