Mark
@andthebeast.bsky.social
Does a mean cartwheel. Has never bought a cabbage. Writer. Staff @superjumpmag (he/him).
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Elden Ring: Nightreign (2025)
September 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Elden Ring: Nightreign (2025)
And here we have the President, who is wearing a red tie, grabbing (what he thinks is) a woman by the pussy. All hail the prophet Kojima.
August 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
And here we have the President, who is wearing a red tie, grabbing (what he thinks is) a woman by the pussy. All hail the prophet Kojima.
Endlessly, joyfully creative and full of surprises, particularly in the many wonderful and darkly funny side stories. Oh, and everyone who hyped up the final chapter somehow still undersold it!? Spectacular.
July 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Endlessly, joyfully creative and full of surprises, particularly in the many wonderful and darkly funny side stories. Oh, and everyone who hyped up the final chapter somehow still undersold it!? Spectacular.
Genuinely incredible performances of these beloved characters get obliterated all the time and it's like people don't even care
July 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Genuinely incredible performances of these beloved characters get obliterated all the time and it's like people don't even care
Absolute rollercoaster of a headline
July 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Absolute rollercoaster of a headline
Get around it!
(AndTheBeast doesn't fit but sometimes there are bees)
(AndTheBeast doesn't fit but sometimes there are bees)
June 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Get around it!
(AndTheBeast doesn't fit but sometimes there are bees)
(AndTheBeast doesn't fit but sometimes there are bees)
Sometimes you need to take a long, hard look at yourself and ask the important questions, such as "why am I not currently playing Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition via backwards compatibility on a WiiU?"
May 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Sometimes you need to take a long, hard look at yourself and ask the important questions, such as "why am I not currently playing Resident Evil 4 Wii Edition via backwards compatibility on a WiiU?"
I don't even know who this is for but real ones will know you never stop training
April 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I don't even know who this is for but real ones will know you never stop training
I didn't watch, but imagine shitting the bed so bad your Dad has a heart attack
April 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I didn't watch, but imagine shitting the bed so bad your Dad has a heart attack
repost with the first album you bought with your own money
February 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
repost with the first album you bought with your own money
These may not be games of 2025 but we're still off to a banging start. Kunitsu-Gami fucking rules, man.
January 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
These may not be games of 2025 but we're still off to a banging start. Kunitsu-Gami fucking rules, man.
Gonna need Cunk to kick off every new year from now on. Diane Morgan is unmatched. Nothing is better for our souls than this.
January 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Gonna need Cunk to kick off every new year from now on. Diane Morgan is unmatched. Nothing is better for our souls than this.
How bout that Final Fantasy huh? And I've still got like 7 chapters of hard mode left in Rebirth.
December 12, 2024 at 7:27 AM
How bout that Final Fantasy huh? And I've still got like 7 chapters of hard mode left in Rebirth.
While we're here, consider:
December 2, 2024 at 12:44 PM
While we're here, consider:
Show me the women who raised you.
November 30, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Show me the women who raised you.
I see things are still going well over on Twitter
November 27, 2024 at 12:26 PM
I see things are still going well over on Twitter
Just hit 100% on Burnout Paradise for like the third time. This thing came out nearly 17 years ago and still, nothing has come close
November 11, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Just hit 100% on Burnout Paradise for like the third time. This thing came out nearly 17 years ago and still, nothing has come close