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Andrew Robeson
@andrumonkey.bsky.social
Subtitler, gamer, bit odd.
Friday night duet D&D with @crepuscularious.bsky.social, with me in the DM seat. In the tiny hamlet of Ralford, there's been a murder! Time for the deputised Aveline and Haldir (plus wolf Briar and sidekick Fen) to do some investigatin'.

All that time watching Death In Paradise finally pays off!
November 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trip to the cinema to see the Predator: Badlands, and it was a lot of fun - a boatload of action from start to finish, and actually surprisingly (intentionally) funny in places.
Sure, it's a 12A, but it's still plenty violent thanks to synths taking most of the hits.
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Artober 31: Round and round the wheel turned, the funfair attendees laughing and taking in the sights and waving to their friends below. And then the screaming started.
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Movie 31: Shelby Oaks (2024). 12 years after her crewmates were murdered and she disappeared, internet paranormal investigator Riley Brennan's sister receives new evidence and starts to investigate the ghost town of Shelby Oaks for herself. Could Riley still be alive?
October 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Artober 30: After the runaway success of the Cheddar Goblin campaign (especially in the pre-teen demographic - where slime always sells well), the range soon expanded to gravies, meats and even nuts. Each goblin was more hideous than the last.
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Movie 30: Mandy (2018). After the woman he loves is kidnapped and killed by a cult leader - with help from cannibalistic demon bikers - a lumberjack snaps and goes out for bloody revenge.
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Artober 29: I mean, I'd be getting tanked on cheap vodka, too, if I had to work with kids all day. Bleurgh.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Movie 29: Weapons (2025). At 2:17am one fateful night, all but one of the children in Justine Gandy's class get out of bed and Naruto run from their houses into the night. While the town's focus - and anger - turns on her, something more sinister weaves its web in the darkness.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Artober 28: If a picture tells 1,000 words, what of a VHS?
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Movie 28: Lake Mungo (2008). Presented as a documentary, detailing the story of Alice Palmer's death and the possibly paranormal occurrences that afflicted her family afterwards.
October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Artober 27: Turns out Yooka and Laylee were collecting the papery servants of a demon all along. Who'da thunk it?
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Movie 27: Stitches (2001). A demon, disguised as a kindly old lady, takes residence in a guest house and begins to offer the residents their darkest desires at the cost of their souls.
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Spent a lovely day yesterday at York Board Game Convention with @crepuscularious.bsky.social , where we said hi to Tom from @moonshineadventure.bsky.social since we'll be attending their next adventure in Whitby, then tried our hand at Celestia Duo - which we enjoyed so much I bought a copy -
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Possibly having seen YF so recently tainted the experience slightly...

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Artober 26: A simple gift from a simple soul.
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Movie 26: Frankenstein (2025). In this much more serious prequel to Young Frankenstein, Victor attempts to create life from death, with an outcome that's predictable to all but Victor.
October 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Artober 25: Unfortunately for Mr Packer, building a snowman was illegal in Colorado until 1887, further adding to his list of crimes, even as an accomplice.
October 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Movie 25: Cannibal! The Musical (1993). While Alferd Packer waits in jail to be sentenced for cannibalism, a journalist talks him into telling his version of events...through song!
October 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Artober 25: After a calamitous misdial, Bill S Preston Esq and Ted "Theodore" Logan ended their Excellent Adventures there on the ice, frozen and screaming.
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Movie 24: Black Phone 2 (2025). Four years after escaping from the clutches of The Grabber, Finney is guided by his sister Gwen's dreams to Alpine Lake Camp, where it seems that more murders once took place. But something dark lurks here and, as Finney well knows, death isn't always the end.
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Artober 23: Good for bears, boars, cougars and even the occasional roaming feral Stifler.
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Movie 23: Wrath Of Becky (2023). The rage-fuelled teen returns! Two years after the previous movie, Becky has carved out an off-grid life of relative peace...until violent acolytes of a misogynist militia kill her friend and, worse, steal her dog. Time for Becky to go to war...again.
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Artober 22: "Looks like it's time for you to die, Mr Bond! ... Oh, wait, is that Nathan Fillion undoing your restraints? I'd be mad, but he's just so charming."
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Movie 22: White Noise 2: The Light (2007). After his family is murdered and a near-death experience, Abe finds himself able to see the auras of those about to die. He uses his power to save people's lives; what could go wrong with perverting the natural order of things?
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Artober 21: Every stone took patience, focus and a steady hand to lay, or could, for the less patient, simply be used to cave someone's face in.
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Movie 21: Valhalla Rising (2009). A powerful viking fighter, One-Eye, escapes his master with a young boy in tow. They join a crew of Christian warriors heading for the Holy Land, but they get lost in the mists and, starving ,find themselves in another realm entirely, and they're not alone.
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM