Andrew Zahler
@andrewzahler.bsky.social
PNW (Seattle) dad guy with cats. Mariners fan always looking for the Light Bat at the end of the tunnel. USPS mail carrier. Recovering ex-journalist. Irresponsible poster.
Don't make me [have to be decisive about a major purchase]. You wouldn't like me when I [have to be decisive about a major purchase].
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't make me [have to be decisive about a major purchase]. You wouldn't like me when I [have to be decisive about a major purchase].
It's dangerous to walk barefoot. Take these.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It's dangerous to walk barefoot. Take these.
You know, delivering mail in the dark, not my favorite thing. But I'm fortunate to work in an area that occasionally gives you some nice sunsets before it's time to break out the head lamp
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You know, delivering mail in the dark, not my favorite thing. But I'm fortunate to work in an area that occasionally gives you some nice sunsets before it's time to break out the head lamp
I'm feeling a little
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I'm feeling a little
Step right up, MLB teams. Former Mariners available for your "could be worse" 1B and utility needs
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Step right up, MLB teams. Former Mariners available for your "could be worse" 1B and utility needs
Yesterday I took the cats for their annual vet exams. Surprising nobody, Murphy aka Murph n Surf aka Beef Boy (foreground) tipped the scales above 13 pounds, and the vet encouraged me to help him slim down. Afterward I told him he's perfect just the way he is. And then reduced rations.
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yesterday I took the cats for their annual vet exams. Surprising nobody, Murphy aka Murph n Surf aka Beef Boy (foreground) tipped the scales above 13 pounds, and the vet encouraged me to help him slim down. Afterward I told him he's perfect just the way he is. And then reduced rations.
Gonna keep calling this guy Beef Boy even though Cal is done for the season
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Gonna keep calling this guy Beef Boy even though Cal is done for the season
Oh yeah, things are starting to take off on the ol' Bluesky profile
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Oh yeah, things are starting to take off on the ol' Bluesky profile
I'm also just a [baseball fan], standing in front of a [baseball team], asking them to love [scoring baseball runs]
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I'm also just a [baseball fan], standing in front of a [baseball team], asking them to love [scoring baseball runs]
Graaaaaaaand Slaaaaaaaaaaam
Geeeeeeenooooo!
I'm sorry but this bears repeating:
Geeeeeeenooooo!
I'm sorry but this bears repeating:
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Graaaaaaaand Slaaaaaaaaaaam
Geeeeeeenooooo!
I'm sorry but this bears repeating:
Geeeeeeenooooo!
I'm sorry but this bears repeating:
That's the stuff, Geno!
October 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
That's the stuff, Geno!
Starting the game at the Y. This is my serious face, Mariners
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Starting the game at the Y. This is my serious face, Mariners
Meanwhile, his sibling Peanut Butter often sleeps like this, so she's also ... special
October 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Meanwhile, his sibling Peanut Butter often sleeps like this, so she's also ... special
I've never seen a cat figure out How to Blanket so well. But then, Murph (Beef Boy) is a clever boy when it comes to lounging
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I've never seen a cat figure out How to Blanket so well. But then, Murph (Beef Boy) is a clever boy when it comes to lounging
I really hoped I'd get to use this more but I'll take what we can get
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I really hoped I'd get to use this more but I'll take what we can get
A detour from the game, but why in the everlasting hells does REI think it needs to sell Meta's "AI" glasses? I mean, to make money off suckers, sure. But c'mon, they don't need to further enable this bullshit
October 13, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A detour from the game, but why in the everlasting hells does REI think it needs to sell Meta's "AI" glasses? I mean, to make money off suckers, sure. But c'mon, they don't need to further enable this bullshit
Mariners escaped that inning giving up just the one run by a whisker
October 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Mariners escaped that inning giving up just the one run by a whisker
Warming up in the bullpen for the Seattle Mariners...
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Warming up in the bullpen for the Seattle Mariners...
I think it's fun that the MLB app says the Dodgers' win probability actually decreased on that game-winning play
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I think it's fun that the MLB app says the Dodgers' win probability actually decreased on that game-winning play
Beef Boy resting easy after the Mariners first playoff W in 24 years
October 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Beef Boy resting easy after the Mariners first playoff W in 24 years
At the risk of overdoing it, I do think this one captures the beef of Beef Boy even better 🐄
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
At the risk of overdoing it, I do think this one captures the beef of Beef Boy even better 🐄
Later night oversight! He's in front
October 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Later night oversight! He's in front
🎶 Who lives in a post office under the sea?
🎶 Sponge Bob Square stamps...
🎶 Sponge Bob Square stamps...
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
🎶 Who lives in a post office under the sea?
🎶 Sponge Bob Square stamps...
🎶 Sponge Bob Square stamps...
