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Andrew Wardell
@andrewwardell.bsky.social
“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers,’ but instead of talking in radio snippets, he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
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https://lnk.bio/andrewwardell
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
WFH with some Blockhead and bottomless coffee
July 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Highlight of my week
May 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Yep. This is what the majority voted for 😶
May 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
No, I don't think Google need more money, why do you ask?
April 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Yesterday it was a waaaaay-overdue library book. This morning it was a Jerry can for petrol. #adhdwasthewinnerontheday
April 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
#notsponsored I've been using the Plugfones Liberate 2.0 BT earplugs for about three years of yard work now and I just have to say they're bloody fantastic. Ridiculously OP battery life, high-grade noise isolation and plenty of mid-bass thump. If you like music with your lawnmowing, this is it!
April 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Frankly amazed there was still toilet paper and bottled water on the shelves after today... although it took out the EFTPOS so maybe not.
April 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Where are you now, Alanis Morissette!?

Original post: aus.social/@Shawn/11431...
April 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
One job. #japanesegp
April 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Don't know who made this but even though I'm a kiwi I'm laughing 🤣
March 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My daughter got sick of the playlist she put together for the art exhibition she's running and and said I could just pick something. Muahahahahah.
March 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
When the cost of Living constructively interferes with your ADHD:
March 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
...so how's your Friday evening so far? #beerandvinyl
March 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Turns out the wee lad was right the whole time #nzpol
March 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
...so I see Sonos are fucking over all their users again 😒.
March 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Must.
Be.
Sacked.
Here endeth my hottake
#f1memes
March 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ideal day for four hours of 'Café Del Mar' remixes and a valiant attempt at cleaning the house
March 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just going to leave this here and see where it goes...
March 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes, let's give an already prejudiced class of people the legal right to abuse the vulnerable on a mere suspicion, what the fuck could possibly go wrong with that 😒
February 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
OK, nobody ask me anything about music anymore. It's plain and obvious that I know nothing.
February 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Just the antidode to the garbage day I had; yeeting forklift trucks and photocopiers into zombie supersoldiers using telepathy for the 30th hour.
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Have I learned anything in a decade? Yes; that I don't know jaques shit and get my best work done by relying on a kick-ass team. Pretty sure only one of you is on Bluesky but if any of my team ever read this I want you to know you're awesome!
January 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Definitely not the moment I realised Denathor was played by Walter Bishop 🤯😵
December 20, 2024 at 6:36 AM
Am I ready for this day to end? Fool, I was born ready. #lastdayatworkfortheyear
December 19, 2024 at 7:35 PM