Andrew Wardell
@andrewwardell.bsky.social
“Imagine Bumblebee from ‘Transformers,’ but instead of talking in radio snippets, he talks in memes.” - Emerson Pratt
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
(he/him/his)
https://lnk.bio/andrewwardell
Sorry you mistook me for a good person.
(he/him/his)
https://lnk.bio/andrewwardell
Nothing like getting abused by a guy who can't read speed limit signs to cap off an already shitty afternoon.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Nothing like getting abused by a guy who can't read speed limit signs to cap off an already shitty afternoon.
The other way I know it's November; The sound of fireworks... Followed immediately by the sound of fire trucks.
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The other way I know it's November; The sound of fireworks... Followed immediately by the sound of fire trucks.
Wow, Openvibe's doing me dirty this evening, telling me my posts failed to post when they're actually fine. Sorry for spamming you all.
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Wow, Openvibe's doing me dirty this evening, telling me my posts failed to post when they're actually fine. Sorry for spamming you all.
How I know it's November: my sister sends me an avalanche of Edmund Fitzgerald memes.
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
How I know it's November: my sister sends me an avalanche of Edmund Fitzgerald memes.
October 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Well...that's definitely one way to solve a first world problem.
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OnePlus launches 2-in-1 charging cable for phone and Watch
Available now from the company’s website, a new 2-in-1 SuperVOOC cable supports charging both your OnePlus smartphone and OnePlus Watch...
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July 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Well...that's definitely one way to solve a first world problem.
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WFH with some Blockhead and bottomless coffee
July 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
WFH with some Blockhead and bottomless coffee
Welp, looks like my theory about humanity being doomed to repeat the entire 20th century was wrong. Apparently we've only got the collective attention span to repeat the 1990s.
June 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Welp, looks like my theory about humanity being doomed to repeat the entire 20th century was wrong. Apparently we've only got the collective attention span to repeat the 1990s.
...so if I'm reading the Regulatory Standards Bill checklist correctly David Seymour wants to give land back?
June 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
...so if I'm reading the Regulatory Standards Bill checklist correctly David Seymour wants to give land back?
Huh, only just realized that YouTube puts the time stamped comments at the top of the comment section as those points of the video arrive these days.
...I'd still prefer no comment section at all but I guess I'll take this.
...I'd still prefer no comment section at all but I guess I'll take this.
June 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Huh, only just realized that YouTube puts the time stamped comments at the top of the comment section as those points of the video arrive these days.
...I'd still prefer no comment section at all but I guess I'll take this.
...I'd still prefer no comment section at all but I guess I'll take this.
Ain't no way I'm going to open the comment section on this one.
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Trump Mobile carrier launches in the US with gold-colored Trump T1 Phone - GSMArena.com news
"Real American Wireless For Real Americans". The Trump Organization, run by US President Donald Trump's sons Donald Jr. and Eric while he's in office, has...
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June 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Ain't no way I'm going to open the comment section on this one.
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I swear, the number of things I've *nearly* posted in the teams chat at work...
June 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I swear, the number of things I've *nearly* posted in the teams chat at work...
What's that? You want to know why we can't have nice things? No? Too bad.
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LAPD asks Waymo to halt service as several EVs get set on fire
Waymo's self-driving EV taxis are being set on fire in the streets of LA. According to reports, the LAPD wants them to stop service.
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June 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What's that? You want to know why we can't have nice things? No? Too bad.
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Highlight of my week
May 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Highlight of my week
Yep. This is what the majority voted for 😶
May 22, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Yep. This is what the majority voted for 😶
Reposted by Andrew Wardell
So after a year of waiting for Google to get it together I finally got dual-SIM RCS on my phone.
...just in time to realize that's actually going to be a problem 😅
...just in time to realize that's actually going to be a problem 😅
May 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So after a year of waiting for Google to get it together I finally got dual-SIM RCS on my phone.
...just in time to realize that's actually going to be a problem 😅
...just in time to realize that's actually going to be a problem 😅
Congratulations America, you're a little late but you've finally achieved the version of 2015 from 'Back To The Future II'
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Congratulations America, you're a little late but you've finally achieved the version of 2015 from 'Back To The Future II'
Didn't expect to see Danny Pudi in the live-action Avatar series, great to see he's still got roles 😄
May 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Didn't expect to see Danny Pudi in the live-action Avatar series, great to see he's still got roles 😄
I have officially reached the age where the sounds of the TV shows the kids watch is too noisy.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/14wHfdoQlF4p3i/200.gif
That gif of actor Matt Damon aging 50 years in four seconds.
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May 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have officially reached the age where the sounds of the TV shows the kids watch is too noisy.
...so apparently this whole month has been Stress Awareness month? That was a great time to take two weeks off work 😅
April 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
...so apparently this whole month has been Stress Awareness month? That was a great time to take two weeks off work 😅
Reposted by Andrew Wardell
Get fucked Winston you ghost
Winston Peters’ attack on RNZ’s Corin Dann, calling him an “arrogant wokester loser” and hinting “see how it’s going to end for you,” is a serious, & echoes Donald Trump’s media threats. Both use personal insults and vague warnings to discredit journalists, framing them as out-of-touch 'elites'.
April 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Get fucked Winston you ghost
Reposting this instead because my comments about gaffer taping Winston's mouth shut were too volient.
Christopher Luxon is the weakest Prime Minister New Zealand has ever had and his weakness will usher in something far more terrible than his inability to lead
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PM will not step in over Peters' comments in RNZ interview
"He has a rather Winston way of communicating with media where he's going to push back on journalists, as is his right to do so," Christopher Luxon says.
www.rnz.co.nz
April 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposting this instead because my comments about gaffer taping Winston's mouth shut were too volient.