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Expand SNAP to all Americans. ALL of them. Even billionaires. No one can complain about a program they're using.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Expand SNAP to all Americans. ALL of them. Even billionaires. No one can complain about a program they're using.
"I hate guns" is literally the best reason for any American to learn how to shoot one.
October 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"I hate guns" is literally the best reason for any American to learn how to shoot one.
"We need someone to save us!" -> Dictatorship
"We need to save ourselves!" -> Democracy
"We need to save ourselves!" -> Democracy
October 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"We need someone to save us!" -> Dictatorship
"We need to save ourselves!" -> Democracy
"We need to save ourselves!" -> Democracy
All republicans aren't KKK, but all KKK are republicans.
September 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
All republicans aren't KKK, but all KKK are republicans.
ICE will soon have 30,000 agents to expel 1 million undocumented migrants per year. There are 6.5 million left to go. What will those agents do in six years when they're finished?
September 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
ICE will soon have 30,000 agents to expel 1 million undocumented migrants per year. There are 6.5 million left to go. What will those agents do in six years when they're finished?
When and how will ordinary Anericans remind the rich who outnumbers who?
September 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
When and how will ordinary Anericans remind the rich who outnumbers who?
Every dollar a billionaire has is one they didn't pay a worker. Every share of stock they hoarde is one they kept to themselves. Every point of value that one of their investments increased is the stolen profit from someone's else's work.
September 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Every dollar a billionaire has is one they didn't pay a worker. Every share of stock they hoarde is one they kept to themselves. Every point of value that one of their investments increased is the stolen profit from someone's else's work.
'mericans rejoicing that their dictator scored a win for their "culture" when his tweets convinced the CEO of a multi-billion dollar truck stop restaurant chain that simulates hillbilly decor to keep an old logo.
... while their hospital bills push them into bankruptcy.
... while their hospital bills push them into bankruptcy.
August 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
'mericans rejoicing that their dictator scored a win for their "culture" when his tweets convinced the CEO of a multi-billion dollar truck stop restaurant chain that simulates hillbilly decor to keep an old logo.
... while their hospital bills push them into bankruptcy.
... while their hospital bills push them into bankruptcy.
People who can win elections have no reason to redraw lines and steal them. The people hate the Republican party and maybe it's time to vote with something other than ballots.
August 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
People who can win elections have no reason to redraw lines and steal them. The people hate the Republican party and maybe it's time to vote with something other than ballots.
Old white men aren't the problem. They're THE problem.
Not pictured: Boris Johnson, Chuck Schumer, Larry Ellison, Viktor Orban, Jair Bolsanaro, Javier Milei, the Koch brothers, Mitch McConnell...
Not pictured: Boris Johnson, Chuck Schumer, Larry Ellison, Viktor Orban, Jair Bolsanaro, Javier Milei, the Koch brothers, Mitch McConnell...
August 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Old white men aren't the problem. They're THE problem.
Not pictured: Boris Johnson, Chuck Schumer, Larry Ellison, Viktor Orban, Jair Bolsanaro, Javier Milei, the Koch brothers, Mitch McConnell...
Not pictured: Boris Johnson, Chuck Schumer, Larry Ellison, Viktor Orban, Jair Bolsanaro, Javier Milei, the Koch brothers, Mitch McConnell...
Laborers will be deported to their home countries and build homes and cities there. Academics will relocate to foreign universities and the brightest students and entrepreneurs will follow them. Everything that makes the US exceptional will fly away like dandelion seeds while the plant itself dies.
July 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Laborers will be deported to their home countries and build homes and cities there. Academics will relocate to foreign universities and the brightest students and entrepreneurs will follow them. Everything that makes the US exceptional will fly away like dandelion seeds while the plant itself dies.
Vermont is all the people at the nudist retreat but with their clothes on
July 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Vermont is all the people at the nudist retreat but with their clothes on
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June 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Regime change, but for us
June 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Regime change, but for us
Just an unfriendly reminder that no matter who emerges victorious in the Iran x Israel war, the bad guys will win.
June 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just an unfriendly reminder that no matter who emerges victorious in the Iran x Israel war, the bad guys will win.
Jan 6 in DC walked so June 10 in LA could run
June 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Jan 6 in DC walked so June 10 in LA could run
Yes you did, Vanessa. Yes you did, but you didn't know you did because you and the avalanche of other conservative, racist, fake-Christian Missourians are too fucking dumb to know how fucking dumb you fucking are.
Wake. The. Fuck. Up. Middle. America.
Wake. The. Fuck. Up. Middle. America.
May 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yes you did, Vanessa. Yes you did, but you didn't know you did because you and the avalanche of other conservative, racist, fake-Christian Missourians are too fucking dumb to know how fucking dumb you fucking are.
Wake. The. Fuck. Up. Middle. America.
Wake. The. Fuck. Up. Middle. America.
"Owner" is not a job title
May 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Owner" is not a job title
PREDICTION: The new pope's adherence to Christian principles will purposefully drive a wedge between the church and heretical MAGA Americans such that the latter will create an apostate "Catholic" order that only answers to itself.
The Vatican will then formally declare Trump an anti-Christ.
The Vatican will then formally declare Trump an anti-Christ.
May 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
PREDICTION: The new pope's adherence to Christian principles will purposefully drive a wedge between the church and heretical MAGA Americans such that the latter will create an apostate "Catholic" order that only answers to itself.
The Vatican will then formally declare Trump an anti-Christ.
The Vatican will then formally declare Trump an anti-Christ.
If wealth in America was distributed equally, every adult over 18 would have $442,300 in net assets.
Everyone below that number right now should take a moment to read up on the Chinese and French revolutions.
Everyone below that number right now should take a moment to read up on the Chinese and French revolutions.
May 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If wealth in America was distributed equally, every adult over 18 would have $442,300 in net assets.
Everyone below that number right now should take a moment to read up on the Chinese and French revolutions.
Everyone below that number right now should take a moment to read up on the Chinese and French revolutions.
Ya know what really destroys families and children? Trying to fuck the babysitter.
April 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ya know what really destroys families and children? Trying to fuck the babysitter.
Waiting for Trump to call Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez DEI astronauts
April 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Waiting for Trump to call Katy Perry and Lauren Sanchez DEI astronauts
There are no good people in the Republican party. There can't be. Good people fight to stop bad ones and keep power out of evil hands.
The GOP is soaked in hateful, greedy ignorance, and no one stops them. So there can be no good Republicans, just mild-mannered fools who outsource their brutality.
The GOP is soaked in hateful, greedy ignorance, and no one stops them. So there can be no good Republicans, just mild-mannered fools who outsource their brutality.
April 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There are no good people in the Republican party. There can't be. Good people fight to stop bad ones and keep power out of evil hands.
The GOP is soaked in hateful, greedy ignorance, and no one stops them. So there can be no good Republicans, just mild-mannered fools who outsource their brutality.
The GOP is soaked in hateful, greedy ignorance, and no one stops them. So there can be no good Republicans, just mild-mannered fools who outsource their brutality.
Terrifying prediction:
Trump's goal is actually to fuck the economy so bad that Congress impeaches him. In the showdown, he'll use "unjustified" impeachment as justification to wield his military authority to dissolve the whole legislative branch.
Trump's goal is actually to fuck the economy so bad that Congress impeaches him. In the showdown, he'll use "unjustified" impeachment as justification to wield his military authority to dissolve the whole legislative branch.
April 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Terrifying prediction:
Trump's goal is actually to fuck the economy so bad that Congress impeaches him. In the showdown, he'll use "unjustified" impeachment as justification to wield his military authority to dissolve the whole legislative branch.
Trump's goal is actually to fuck the economy so bad that Congress impeaches him. In the showdown, he'll use "unjustified" impeachment as justification to wield his military authority to dissolve the whole legislative branch.
Repeat after me:
Tariffs are just sales tax
Tariffs are just sales tax
April 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Repeat after me:
Tariffs are just sales tax
Tariffs are just sales tax