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No, the other Andy
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Old white men aren't the problem. They're THE problem.

Not pictured: Boris Johnson, Chuck Schumer, Larry Ellison, Viktor Orban, Jair Bolsanaro, Javier Milei, the Koch brothers, Mitch McConnell...
August 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Yes you did, Vanessa. Yes you did, but you didn't know you did because you and the avalanche of other conservative, racist, fake-Christian Missourians are too fucking dumb to know how fucking dumb you fucking are.

Wake. The. Fuck. Up. Middle. America.
May 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ya know what really destroys families and children? Trying to fuck the babysitter.
April 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Things were going so well until
March 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If we wanna keep rapists and pedophiles off our streets, maybe we should lock preachers inside their churches.

Pic credit: @mattxiv.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
February 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Raise your hand if you've seen a Tesla spontaneously burst into flame.

The internet: 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏽🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏻🙋🏾🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏼
February 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
What's his son gonna think in 15 years when he realizes he was Daddy's human shield...
February 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Where's the lie?
February 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The States that ban the most books. No one needed to see this map to know the top three.
February 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Current mood:
January 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Somewhere out there in the world, there's a man. And in his pants, that man is packing... a tattoo of Willem Dafoe
December 21, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I was told no teabagging in the lavatory. Was it all just a lie?
December 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Facts are not Donald Trump's Roman empire
December 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Friday the 13th and this guy checks into my hostel 😳
December 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
The catastrophic decline of Western ideology, but make it journalism.

🖕🏻🖕🏻 you, @nytimes.com
December 12, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Careful where you step. There's Pooh.
December 8, 2024 at 2:56 AM
No one at the Christmas party:

Me:
December 7, 2024 at 7:00 PM