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Radical bike guy. Fmr. political, cook,linux nerd. Amateur dog walker and mountain bike crash tester.
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Well this is insane.
A photo of a television showing an ad for Volvo pretending to be a documentary about how much we love cars
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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ME: OMG IT SNOWED I LOVE THE SNOW!!!
Also Me: Welp, it snowed. I'm housebound now. To cold. Not going back out.

Here's a dog with the same opinion.
a photo of a black white and brown dog who is skeptical of the snow. There are snowy steps, a shrub, and a brick path in the photo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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i have so many questions.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Did they print this out on a home printer?
a "gold script" sign that says The Oval Office that is clearly printed on three sheets of white paper.
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Right wingers have an amazing capacity for just making shit up.
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Obviously Democracy is served by this one side of the street carve out in a proposed Ohio CD map.
A portion of a proposed Ohio congressional district map that includes bizarre gerrymandering. A portion of a proposed Ohio congressional district map that shows a single row of houses drawn into a different congressional district
October 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This project looks oddly like Eisenman's convention center here in Columbus.
An image of the greater columbus convention center
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
A squirrel reaches for a bird feed to do larceny. In the background there is a fence witnessing larceny. This squirrel is obviously a master thief.
October 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Top stories according to a local news station. When you scroll down, the protests are framed as "democrats" and below the death of a Limp Bizkit member in importance. And this is the least conservative of the local TV outlets.
a screenshot of NBC4i.com website with no mention of No Kings. another screenshot that lists a few news stories
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Occasional shout out to the city's best business bike parking - INDOORS at the otherwise meh Livingston & Parsons CVS.

(pic from a few days ago, but even better when it's pouring like today)
a bike with a yellow bag leaning against a bike rack inside a carpeted store alcove.
October 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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But Miles, bikes are for effete elitist east coast snobs.
Two images stacked: 1. a women with two children on a $1500 bike and text that says "elitist" 2. a gigantic$100,000 pickup truck with text that says "not elitist"
October 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Decided to check out how our local news outlets were covering whats likely to be tens of thousands of people protesting today.

The only mention of it on local TV websites is a completely batshit Sinclair planedt story on one of the big three network stations.
A screenshot of NBC 4 Columbus homepage. Screenshot of the ABC 6 On Your Side homepage. The main story shows an Ohio State football coach previewing the Wisconsin game, with side headlines on weather, protests, and Columbus marathon coverage. Screenshot of the WBNS 10TV news homepage showing a sewer grate image and headlines about Columbus residents complaining of odors, school closures, and other local news stories. Screenshot of a highlighted paragraph in a document. The text reads, “Through a fund, the foundation issued a $3 trillion grant to the Indivisible Organization that was good for two years ‘to support the grantee’s social welfare activities.’ ”
October 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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What a time to be alive.
Alt text: Screenshot of a social media “Trending” list with six topics displayed in rounded gray tags on a dark background. The trends shown are “Big Dumper,” “Trump Commutes Santos,” “Carson Beck,” “Supreme Court,” “Jeffrey Epstein,” and “Favorite Jedi.”
October 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Women don't like the vehicle.
A really big pickup truck that tells everyone you have a tiny tiny penis and don't know where the clitoris is and also men don't like you either because your're insecure and easily persuaded by stupid people.
October 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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This year | Next Year
Screenshot of a Bluesky post by journalist Anne Applebaum. The post reads: “Nobel Peace Prizes have often been awarded to people who fight autocracy. Maria Corina Machado fits right into that tradition.” Below is a preview image showing a woman holding Venezuelan flags and a link to The Atlantic. Frog vs. Autocrat: A line of police officers and tactical personnel in riot gear face a lone person wearing a large green frog costume on a Portland, OR street at night. The scene is tense but absurdly humorous, lit by streetlights and emergency vehicle lights.
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Is he practicing goosestepping?
a man who looks like a dirty q-tip goose stepping across wet pavement holding a briefcase or possibly a bag of possum heads.
October 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I reposted a graphic that showed three "different" anonymous "former blah blah blah"Jesse Watters interviews that had been manipulated , so I deleted it.

I also went to his facebook page and pulled up the two interviews I could find. They're obviously the same guy.
A screenshot of a man wearing a mask and hat. He has distinctive down sloping eye sockets. The interviewer claims he is a "eg-gang member" named Ramon. A screenshot of a man wearing a mask and hat. He has distinctive down sloping eye sockets. The interviewer claims he is a "former antifa member"
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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This stout sort of tastes like a scented candle.
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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a comparison of the old and new cracker barrel logo.
October 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Sure, everything is terrible, but we got one helluva show at the dog park this morning.
Brilliant sunset sky streaked with fiery red and pink clouds against a backdrop of dark gray storm clouds, silhouetted trees, and power lines in the foreground.
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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A screenshot from moon over parador. There is a dictator in the front left of the image and a big crowd in the background.
October 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Totally a real person.
A chubby man with glasses standing in front of a wall of rubber ducks with lather dripping down it.
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Even if I wasn't a lifelong Red Sox fan, this picture woulda made me root against the damned yankees... but damn stat that is satisfying.

[also now i've become one of those old people resistance posters .. slinks away in shame]
Donald Trump in a navy suit and red tie shakes hands with a New York Yankees player in pinstripes inside the team’s locker room, surrounded by other players and staff watching.
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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"I'm gonna take my ball and go home" is a stupid fucking way to run a country. From Politico:
News article headline reading, “Trump to withhold billions of dollars from Gateway tunnel and Second Ave. subway projects.” Subheadline says the Trump administration plans to block funding for major public works in retaliation for the government shutdown, which Republicans blame on Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and Democrats.
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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They control the House. They control the Senate. They control the Supreme Court. They control 56% of the State Legislatures and 27 out of 50 state governors are Republicans.

Tell me again how it's Democrats that have shut down the government.
Screenshot of the U.S. Department of Agriculture website showing a brown alert box that reads, “Due to the Radical Left Democrat shutdown, this government website will not be updated during the funding lapse. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people.” Screenshot of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development website with a bold red banner stating, “The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM