The headline, the main takeaway from a European viewpoint is this:

The transatlantic relationship as we know it is over. Yes, we kinda knew this. But this is now official US White House policy. Not a sppech, not a statement. The West as it used to be no longer exists.

I think Columbus should go all in on “Arch City”. Add more arches across the city. Bring back trolley buses/trams that utilize the arches. 🚎

Wait ... we're not portland, but also ... we're really not upper midwest.

The same guys who ruined sports are out to ruin reality.
Cool.

Everyone gets that costco stamps.

Are they feeding the football team the corpse of the media school?

The green label stuff is goodish. The red label stuff tastes like bitter gasoline soaked lawn clippings.

As an American kid who spent every summer in northern Ontario this was such a huge shock.
me: wait what? You didn’t win.
Canadian cousins: we burned down the White House.
Me: Oh.

I have a problematically large car growing on my corner

This one?

My world has changed.
For the better.

Chocolate salami has been a thing for a while and it's a very good thing.

American exceptionalism is having our own Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow, but you know, easier to spell.

It also has insightful entries like:
"UNskeeze the military recruiting commands."