Andrew Searles
@andrewsearles.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian & Actor
1st Comedy Album 'Papa Chocolat!': https://800pgr.lnk.to/SearlesWE
2nd Comedy Album 'Worth It!': http://badpassword.lnk.to/AndrewSearlesTW
FB/IG/YT: http://linktr.ee/andrewsearles
Website: AndrewSearles.com
1st Comedy Album 'Papa Chocolat!': https://800pgr.lnk.to/SearlesWE
2nd Comedy Album 'Worth It!': http://badpassword.lnk.to/AndrewSearlesTW
FB/IG/YT: http://linktr.ee/andrewsearles
Website: AndrewSearles.com
They used it often, very often in the first 2 seasons.
Here's one clear example in season 4
Here's one clear example in season 4
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
They used it often, very often in the first 2 seasons.
Here's one clear example in season 4
Here's one clear example in season 4
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
If you're watching Football today, check me out with Eagles running back Saquon Barkley in the new Little Caesars commercial!
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you're watching Football today, check me out with Eagles running back Saquon Barkley in the new Little Caesars commercial!
Keep your eyes peeled for me in the new 'King Kylie' ad with Kylie and Kris Jenner where I play a General watching the interrogation!
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Keep your eyes peeled for me in the new 'King Kylie' ad with Kylie and Kris Jenner where I play a General watching the interrogation!
This weekend I'll be performing at the Pechanga Resort Casino in Temecula, CA doing 4 shows, opening for Patrick Garrity.
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
September 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This weekend I'll be performing at the Pechanga Resort Casino in Temecula, CA doing 4 shows, opening for Patrick Garrity.
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
"Rawdogging brown sugar" is a whole different meaning where I'm from 😂
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Rawdogging brown sugar" is a whole different meaning where I'm from 😂
Bonjour, Montreal! 😋 🍴
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bonjour, Montreal! 😋 🍴
Yesterday was International Girlfriends Day!
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
August 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yesterday was International Girlfriends Day!
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
"I offer you felicitations on your annual trip around the celestial body in your solar system. May your existence continue to be both logical and prosperous."
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
July 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"I offer you felicitations on your annual trip around the celestial body in your solar system. May your existence continue to be both logical and prosperous."
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
Get 2 Albums for the Price of 1 click!
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
July 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Get 2 Albums for the Price of 1 click!
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
Sooooo freakin excited to see this.
F1 The Movie
F1 The Movie
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sooooo freakin excited to see this.
F1 The Movie
F1 The Movie
Happy Father's Day!
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/
June 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy Father's Day!
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/
Catching a 1030am screening of Mission Impossible in Burbank.
So I'm expecting Tom Cruise to sit next to me wearing a nightcap, holding a breakfast burrito, and of course, popcorn.
So I'm expecting Tom Cruise to sit next to me wearing a nightcap, holding a breakfast burrito, and of course, popcorn.
June 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Catching a 1030am screening of Mission Impossible in Burbank.
So I'm expecting Tom Cruise to sit next to me wearing a nightcap, holding a breakfast burrito, and of course, popcorn.
So I'm expecting Tom Cruise to sit next to me wearing a nightcap, holding a breakfast burrito, and of course, popcorn.
Me in my H&M suits looking at the pics from the Met Gala
May 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Me in my H&M suits looking at the pics from the Met Gala
Friends in their 30s: "I want to settle down and have a family"
Me: "Love being single. Guess I'll pop on another episode of...."
Me: "Love being single. Guess I'll pop on another episode of...."
April 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Friends in their 30s: "I want to settle down and have a family"
Me: "Love being single. Guess I'll pop on another episode of...."
Me: "Love being single. Guess I'll pop on another episode of...."
You done good, Canada.
Carney and the Liberals may not be perfect, but it sure as hell beats voting for Canadian Milhouse.
Carney and the Liberals may not be perfect, but it sure as hell beats voting for Canadian Milhouse.
April 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You done good, Canada.
Carney and the Liberals may not be perfect, but it sure as hell beats voting for Canadian Milhouse.
Carney and the Liberals may not be perfect, but it sure as hell beats voting for Canadian Milhouse.
Despite what you might have seen around Montreal, I am NOT running for the NDP in for the Notre-Dame-de-Grâce/Westmount borough.
But, if I did...
✅ Potholes will be fixed
✅ Steamie Hotdogs will go back to 50 cents
✅ Hot Divorced moms will recieve a tax break
But, if I did...
✅ Potholes will be fixed
✅ Steamie Hotdogs will go back to 50 cents
✅ Hot Divorced moms will recieve a tax break
April 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Despite what you might have seen around Montreal, I am NOT running for the NDP in for the Notre-Dame-de-Grâce/Westmount borough.
But, if I did...
✅ Potholes will be fixed
✅ Steamie Hotdogs will go back to 50 cents
✅ Hot Divorced moms will recieve a tax break
But, if I did...
✅ Potholes will be fixed
✅ Steamie Hotdogs will go back to 50 cents
✅ Hot Divorced moms will recieve a tax break
I knew a lot of people like this throughout my adulthood....
April 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I knew a lot of people like this throughout my adulthood....
April 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
"You have to love yourself before you can love someone else."
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Singlentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Singlentine's Day!
February 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"You have to love yourself before you can love someone else."
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Singlentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy Singlentine's Day!