Andrew Searles
@andrewsearles.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian & Actor
1st Comedy Album 'Papa Chocolat!': https://800pgr.lnk.to/SearlesWE
2nd Comedy Album 'Worth It!': http://badpassword.lnk.to/AndrewSearlesTW
FB/IG/YT: http://linktr.ee/andrewsearles
Website: AndrewSearles.com
1st Comedy Album 'Papa Chocolat!': https://800pgr.lnk.to/SearlesWE
2nd Comedy Album 'Worth It!': http://badpassword.lnk.to/AndrewSearlesTW
FB/IG/YT: http://linktr.ee/andrewsearles
Website: AndrewSearles.com
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Andrew Searles
@andrewsearles.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Welcome to my Bluesky page!
Be sure to listen to my TWO standup comedy albums available on all the streaming services!
"Papa Chocolat!": 800pgr.lnk.to/SearlesWE
"Worth It!": badpassword.lnk.to/AndrewSearle...
Be sure to listen to my TWO standup comedy albums available on all the streaming services!
"Papa Chocolat!": 800pgr.lnk.to/SearlesWE
"Worth It!": badpassword.lnk.to/AndrewSearle...
"I love watching the sun set at 3:23pm"
-People who say they like Autumn/Fall
-People who say they like Autumn/Fall
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"I love watching the sun set at 3:23pm"
-People who say they like Autumn/Fall
-People who say they like Autumn/Fall
@skisays.bsky.social Haaaaappy Birthdaaaaaay! 🎂 🎉 🎊🍰🍷🍾🤗
November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@skisays.bsky.social Haaaaappy Birthdaaaaaay! 🎂 🎉 🎊🍰🍷🍾🤗
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Toronto Blue Jays vs LA Dodgers
"Cassandra Peterson is done wearing her iconic Elvira costume now that she's 74: 'Nobody wants to see that'" @therealelvira.bsky.social
Me:
Me:
a woman wearing a straw hat and a pink shirt says god knows i do
ALT: a woman wearing a straw hat and a pink shirt says god knows i do
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
"Cassandra Peterson is done wearing her iconic Elvira costume now that she's 74: 'Nobody wants to see that'" @therealelvira.bsky.social
Me:
Me:
If you're watching Football today, check me out with Eagles running back Saquon Barkley in the new Little Caesars commercial!
October 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you're watching Football today, check me out with Eagles running back Saquon Barkley in the new Little Caesars commercial!
Keep your eyes peeled for me in the new 'King Kylie' ad with Kylie and Kris Jenner where I play a General watching the interrogation!
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Keep your eyes peeled for me in the new 'King Kylie' ad with Kylie and Kris Jenner where I play a General watching the interrogation!
Irony.
Driving home, listening to Simply Red's "Money’s Too Tight (to Mention)" when you've just looked at your bank account after you've paid rent.
Driving home, listening to Simply Red's "Money’s Too Tight (to Mention)" when you've just looked at your bank account after you've paid rent.
October 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Irony.
Driving home, listening to Simply Red's "Money’s Too Tight (to Mention)" when you've just looked at your bank account after you've paid rent.
Driving home, listening to Simply Red's "Money’s Too Tight (to Mention)" when you've just looked at your bank account after you've paid rent.
This weekend I'll be performing at the Pechanga Resort Casino in Temecula, CA doing 4 shows, opening for Patrick Garrity.
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
September 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This weekend I'll be performing at the Pechanga Resort Casino in Temecula, CA doing 4 shows, opening for Patrick Garrity.
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
Come swing by!
Tickets: www.AndrewSearles.com
"Rawdogging brown sugar" is a whole different meaning where I'm from 😂
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Rawdogging brown sugar" is a whole different meaning where I'm from 😂
Airports: Where you can see where people are coming from, where they are going, and who just got back from Turkey with their new hair transplant
September 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Airports: Where you can see where people are coming from, where they are going, and who just got back from Turkey with their new hair transplant
I have Wi-Fi on this flight??
*opens up Bumble at 33,000 feet*
*lowers distance to a radius of 15 rows*
*opens up Bumble at 33,000 feet*
*lowers distance to a radius of 15 rows*
September 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I have Wi-Fi on this flight??
*opens up Bumble at 33,000 feet*
*lowers distance to a radius of 15 rows*
*opens up Bumble at 33,000 feet*
*lowers distance to a radius of 15 rows*
When you're fast asleep on the plane, but you hear the Flight Attendant say "Would you like a complimentary drink or snack?"
a man with a mustache is laying in a bed with his eyes closed and a bandage on his head .
ALT: a man with a mustache is laying in a bed with his eyes closed and a bandage on his head .
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
When you're fast asleep on the plane, but you hear the Flight Attendant say "Would you like a complimentary drink or snack?"
@bluenosemontreal.bsky.social used to swing by your store a lot back in the 90s looking for anything Star Trek related! 😁🖖
August 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@bluenosemontreal.bsky.social used to swing by your store a lot back in the 90s looking for anything Star Trek related! 😁🖖
Bonjour, Montreal! 😋 🍴
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Bonjour, Montreal! 😋 🍴
If you use #AppleMusic or #iTunes, then go get my comedy albums "Papa Chocolat!" & "Worth It!" to add to your library! #applemusic
music.lnk.to/doJDTS
music.lnk.to/doJDTS
Andrew Searles
Go to Andrew Searles.
music.lnk.to
August 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you use #AppleMusic or #iTunes, then go get my comedy albums "Papa Chocolat!" & "Worth It!" to add to your library! #applemusic
music.lnk.to/doJDTS
music.lnk.to/doJDTS
Yesterday was International Girlfriends Day!
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
August 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yesterday was International Girlfriends Day!
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
Thanks for getting me through the rough and hard times, boo ❤️
"I offer you felicitations on your annual trip around the celestial body in your solar system. May your existence continue to be both logical and prosperous."
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
July 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"I offer you felicitations on your annual trip around the celestial body in your solar system. May your existence continue to be both logical and prosperous."
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
-Something Spock would say to me today
#happybirthdaytome #startrek
Get 2 Albums for the Price of 1 click!
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
July 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Get 2 Albums for the Price of 1 click!
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
"Worth It!" & "Papa Chocolat!" available on #appleradio, #itunes, #Amazon, #YouTubeMusic, #Spotify, #SoundCloud, #deezer and more!
Link: andrewsearles.com/album/
In light of the #Coldplayaffair , many CEO's are selling off their tickets to Coldplay and now taking their extramarital affairs to places where nobody will 100% ever find them: Nickelback concerts
July 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
In light of the #Coldplayaffair , many CEO's are selling off their tickets to Coldplay and now taking their extramarital affairs to places where nobody will 100% ever find them: Nickelback concerts
Off to headline a gig in Oceanside, CA.
July 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Off to headline a gig in Oceanside, CA.
Sooooo freakin excited to see this.
F1 The Movie
F1 The Movie
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sooooo freakin excited to see this.
F1 The Movie
F1 The Movie
Happy Father's Day!
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/
June 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy Father's Day!
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/
Listen now: andrewsearles.com/album/