andrewoa33
@andrewoa33.bsky.social
Battered but optimistic. Beatles author, grateful Grandad, lover of Granola, Sandra Bullock, Beethoven's piano stuff, tinned gooseberries and glad to be here.
The Mail seem to have forgotten what the actual name of this 'phenomenon ' is.
Here's a clue lads. It begins with a B.
Here's a clue lads. It begins with a B.
May 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Mail seem to have forgotten what the actual name of this 'phenomenon ' is.
Here's a clue lads. It begins with a B.
Here's a clue lads. It begins with a B.
Obviously, I very much hope that I will still be alive in 15 years time. Mostly so that I can ask my granddaughter a question....
Why (fifteen years ago whilst wearing a Woody from Toy Story costume which isn't yours), did you decide to eat your tea with a bin on your head?
Why (fifteen years ago whilst wearing a Woody from Toy Story costume which isn't yours), did you decide to eat your tea with a bin on your head?
April 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Obviously, I very much hope that I will still be alive in 15 years time. Mostly so that I can ask my granddaughter a question....
Why (fifteen years ago whilst wearing a Woody from Toy Story costume which isn't yours), did you decide to eat your tea with a bin on your head?
Why (fifteen years ago whilst wearing a Woody from Toy Story costume which isn't yours), did you decide to eat your tea with a bin on your head?
In an attempt to evade the publicity from her extra marital sex revelations, Liz Truss has gone into hiding.
Unfortunately, the disguise she chose (Dennis Taylor working in a blast furnace) hasn't really worked...
Unfortunately, the disguise she chose (Dennis Taylor working in a blast furnace) hasn't really worked...
April 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
In an attempt to evade the publicity from her extra marital sex revelations, Liz Truss has gone into hiding.
Unfortunately, the disguise she chose (Dennis Taylor working in a blast furnace) hasn't really worked...
Unfortunately, the disguise she chose (Dennis Taylor working in a blast furnace) hasn't really worked...
Well, they've been right about him before ... #sevenmoredays
April 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Well, they've been right about him before ... #sevenmoredays
"You don't have the cards..."
April 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"You don't have the cards..."
There is absolutely no justifiable reason for posting this sort of thing...
April 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
There is absolutely no justifiable reason for posting this sort of thing...
I think I've spotted the family resemblance...
March 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I think I've spotted the family resemblance...
Oh no. Not more trouble in.paradise...
March 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh no. Not more trouble in.paradise...
He says that the four Ukraine regions invaded (he could only name or pronounce two sadly), "should be Russian because they speak Russian".
On that basis,I think he is suggesting that we should invade America and take it back.
Well, ok Pete. You know best. See you in Boston for Tea Party Two.
On that basis,I think he is suggesting that we should invade America and take it back.
Well, ok Pete. You know best. See you in Boston for Tea Party Two.
March 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
He says that the four Ukraine regions invaded (he could only name or pronounce two sadly), "should be Russian because they speak Russian".
On that basis,I think he is suggesting that we should invade America and take it back.
Well, ok Pete. You know best. See you in Boston for Tea Party Two.
On that basis,I think he is suggesting that we should invade America and take it back.
Well, ok Pete. You know best. See you in Boston for Tea Party Two.
Ooh look. Some very smart journalist (his words, not mine) has finally realised what was obvious to anyone with half a brain cell ten years ago.
March 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ooh look. Some very smart journalist (his words, not mine) has finally realised what was obvious to anyone with half a brain cell ten years ago.
In his heartwarming speech to Congress/latest Nuremberg rally rant, Trump has announced to the admiring cardboard cutouts that "we have ended government censorship and brought back free speech".
Like this for example, posted on the very same day
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Like this for example, posted on the very same day
.
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
In his heartwarming speech to Congress/latest Nuremberg rally rant, Trump has announced to the admiring cardboard cutouts that "we have ended government censorship and brought back free speech".
Like this for example, posted on the very same day
.
Like this for example, posted on the very same day
.
I could...I have my welcome sign ready.
March 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I could...I have my welcome sign ready.
Fifth anniversary for this piece of 'insight' saved from the always excellent Daily Mail website. Thankfully, the quality of BBC shoes must have improved as I've heard no complaints about their brogues or flip flops since.
February 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fifth anniversary for this piece of 'insight' saved from the always excellent Daily Mail website. Thankfully, the quality of BBC shoes must have improved as I've heard no complaints about their brogues or flip flops since.
I know that in the interests of the 'special relationship' we are supposed to align ourselves with Trump, but surely this is a step too far ?
February 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I know that in the interests of the 'special relationship' we are supposed to align ourselves with Trump, but surely this is a step too far ?
Should we tell him how this story ended ?
February 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Should we tell him how this story ended ?
Right. Something weird is going on. Just bought these giant tangerines in Tesco(pictured next to normal one)...this can't be right surely (even though they are delicious).
It's clearly phase two of bloody Starmer's woke masterplan.
Two tier fruit.
It's clearly phase two of bloody Starmer's woke masterplan.
Two tier fruit.
January 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Right. Something weird is going on. Just bought these giant tangerines in Tesco(pictured next to normal one)...this can't be right surely (even though they are delicious).
It's clearly phase two of bloody Starmer's woke masterplan.
Two tier fruit.
It's clearly phase two of bloody Starmer's woke masterplan.
Two tier fruit.
If you go to the Twitter homepage, this is the trending news that comes up..
January 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you go to the Twitter homepage, this is the trending news that comes up..
OK, he might not have come up with a healthcare plan after nine years but he's already sorted out the important stuff...
January 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
OK, he might not have come up with a healthcare plan after nine years but he's already sorted out the important stuff...
Twitter News...this is now acceptable apparently...
January 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Twitter News...this is now acceptable apparently...
Well, as promised Trump has sorted out the Ukraine situation. Who knew it was this easy ?
January 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Well, as promised Trump has sorted out the Ukraine situation. Who knew it was this easy ?
You know that thing when your wife goes missing and the police arrest you and you want to convince them that you are innocent but you panic in the the interrogation room and need to come up with a convincing explanation but fortunately remember that you are really good at thinking on your feet....?
January 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You know that thing when your wife goes missing and the police arrest you and you want to convince them that you are innocent but you panic in the the interrogation room and need to come up with a convincing explanation but fortunately remember that you are really good at thinking on your feet....?
I was thinking of treating myself to some of these but I think I've spotted a flaw in the design...
January 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I was thinking of treating myself to some of these but I think I've spotted a flaw in the design...
Yesterday was simply the greatest day of my entire life.
1. Video call at 9.45 (19.45 in Brisbane) to tell me that Willow Daisy Okell has been born. A couple of days late but healthy and utterly divine, just like her little sister.Could not be more thrilled.
This soon turn out to be incorrect.
1. Video call at 9.45 (19.45 in Brisbane) to tell me that Willow Daisy Okell has been born. A couple of days late but healthy and utterly divine, just like her little sister.Could not be more thrilled.
This soon turn out to be incorrect.
December 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Yesterday was simply the greatest day of my entire life.
1. Video call at 9.45 (19.45 in Brisbane) to tell me that Willow Daisy Okell has been born. A couple of days late but healthy and utterly divine, just like her little sister.Could not be more thrilled.
This soon turn out to be incorrect.
1. Video call at 9.45 (19.45 in Brisbane) to tell me that Willow Daisy Okell has been born. A couple of days late but healthy and utterly divine, just like her little sister.Could not be more thrilled.
This soon turn out to be incorrect.