Andrew Heimert
@andrewjh.bsky.social
I say dress like these guys.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I say dress like these guys.
Yep - it’s why he’s building all those Trump resorts in West Virginia.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Yep - it’s why he’s building all those Trump resorts in West Virginia.
While landing at Dulles.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
While landing at Dulles.
And attend NFL games.
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And attend NFL games.
Solid work by the headline writer on this story @nbcwashington.com !
October 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Solid work by the headline writer on this story @nbcwashington.com !
October 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Brilliant ‘graph in this article.
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Brilliant ‘graph in this article.
This problem was solved for me in a children’s book.
August 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This problem was solved for me in a children’s book.
Can this desecration be prosecuted?
August 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can this desecration be prosecuted?
Those perfect paper ballots.
August 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Those perfect paper ballots.
Specialized training in cleaning?
Just get a kid.
Just get a kid.
August 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Specialized training in cleaning?
Just get a kid.
Just get a kid.
I assume they’re a staunch advocate of less of this type of infrastructure.
August 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I assume they’re a staunch advocate of less of this type of infrastructure.
Is this for real?! ICE sent out a blast recruiting email to former federal attorney employees - facing “unprecedented challenges” because of the “prior administrations disastrous immigration policies.
They’re looking for people they paid to retire (or maybe just fired) to come help ICE?!?
They’re looking for people they paid to retire (or maybe just fired) to come help ICE?!?
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Is this for real?! ICE sent out a blast recruiting email to former federal attorney employees - facing “unprecedented challenges” because of the “prior administrations disastrous immigration policies.
They’re looking for people they paid to retire (or maybe just fired) to come help ICE?!?
They’re looking for people they paid to retire (or maybe just fired) to come help ICE?!?
Excited to return to the golden era of pollution.
July 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Excited to return to the golden era of pollution.
That location has had a visual speed reminder for nearly 15 years, so it’s not like you need to rely just on your speedometer to know you’re over the speed limit.
July 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
That location has had a visual speed reminder for nearly 15 years, so it’s not like you need to rely just on your speedometer to know you’re over the speed limit.
Some “truth” in here.
July 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Some “truth” in here.
The best part is at the end.
July 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The best part is at the end.
They’re only a couple weeks away from moving to those super-oversized baseball hats.
July 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
They’re only a couple weeks away from moving to those super-oversized baseball hats.
Friday DDOT news dump - they plan to remove the protected two-way bike lane from Arizona Ave and replace it with two one-way unprotected lanes. Reason: “aesthetics” of flexposts, which new design omits.
June 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Friday DDOT news dump - they plan to remove the protected two-way bike lane from Arizona Ave and replace it with two one-way unprotected lanes. Reason: “aesthetics” of flexposts, which new design omits.
DDOT does use this in some places. Eg porter st. maps.app.goo.gl/zRnp4JsvVQk8...
May 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
DDOT does use this in some places. Eg porter st. maps.app.goo.gl/zRnp4JsvVQk8...
The sun also doesn’t shine at night, yet his house has solar panels. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
May 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The sun also doesn’t shine at night, yet his house has solar panels. www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...