Andrew Martin
@andrewishere.bsky.social
I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects.
You're all ghosts to me.
You're all ghosts to me.
Just get a sharpie out and do them like most people.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Just get a sharpie out and do them like most people.
By the time it appeared for a second time in its first episode, I was fed up with seeing it. Burn it
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
By the time it appeared for a second time in its first episode, I was fed up with seeing it. Burn it
…and that it’ll be only your piss that bounces off it as you pee.
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
…and that it’ll be only your piss that bounces off it as you pee.
Don’t forget the £26.73 admin fee, and £47.99 postage
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Don’t forget the £26.73 admin fee, and £47.99 postage
That’ll never work
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That’ll never work
And like a rapist
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
And like a rapist
B*itish Gas chat bot told me, that despite the 2-step-to-aggressive notifications to book my boiler service, sent over a weekend, that I didn’t need one.
The human said that their bot kept telling customers that, and that it was “not ideal”.
I’d rather like to prevent myself from being gassed.
The human said that their bot kept telling customers that, and that it was “not ideal”.
I’d rather like to prevent myself from being gassed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
B*itish Gas chat bot told me, that despite the 2-step-to-aggressive notifications to book my boiler service, sent over a weekend, that I didn’t need one.
The human said that their bot kept telling customers that, and that it was “not ideal”.
I’d rather like to prevent myself from being gassed.
The human said that their bot kept telling customers that, and that it was “not ideal”.
I’d rather like to prevent myself from being gassed.
You’re officially now a charity case.
Also: ditch the hugging. They’re colleagues.
Also: ditch the hugging. They’re colleagues.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You’re officially now a charity case.
Also: ditch the hugging. They’re colleagues.
Also: ditch the hugging. They’re colleagues.
Not quite as bad as Nanatoo but close
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Not quite as bad as Nanatoo but close
