Andrew Martin
@andrewishere.bsky.social
I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects.
You're all ghosts to me.
You're all ghosts to me.
I bet Susan wishes she could lean back and reach those knives right now. #neighbours
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I bet Susan wishes she could lean back and reach those knives right now. #neighbours
…and moments later… we’ve got some wet and slippery shapes being rubbed. #neighbours
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
…and moments later… we’ve got some wet and slippery shapes being rubbed. #neighbours
Amused by this… Carlton lusting at Zac Willis, while a menu is obscured between two smooth rounded objects with “cock” poking through.
#neighbours
#neighbours
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Amused by this… Carlton lusting at Zac Willis, while a menu is obscured between two smooth rounded objects with “cock” poking through.
#neighbours
#neighbours
“Could he still be out there… in the water”
“It’s unlikely”
Err… Haaaaarrrooollld and Dee returned from a watery plunge.
#Neighbours
“It’s unlikely”
Err… Haaaaarrrooollld and Dee returned from a watery plunge.
#Neighbours
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Could he still be out there… in the water”
“It’s unlikely”
Err… Haaaaarrrooollld and Dee returned from a watery plunge.
#Neighbours
“It’s unlikely”
Err… Haaaaarrrooollld and Dee returned from a watery plunge.
#Neighbours
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
'Bye bye darling, give my love to Charlene and the kids'
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
'Bye bye darling, give my love to Charlene and the kids'
No... YOUR phone call.
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
No... YOUR phone call.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Post you from a different era.
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Post you from a different era.
Loving the social media ad on Amazon Freevee
October 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Loving the social media ad on Amazon Freevee
September 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Did your date look nothing like they did online?
You can always Ask For Angela.
You can always Ask For Angela.
September 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Did your date look nothing like they did online?
You can always Ask For Angela.
You can always Ask For Angela.
Y THO - sounds absolutely fucking tedious, and simply to remind everyone that being a sexual predator is ftw.
September 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Y THO - sounds absolutely fucking tedious, and simply to remind everyone that being a sexual predator is ftw.
September 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
How do you answer your phone?
September 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
How do you answer your phone?
Your favourite flavour too!
September 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Your favourite flavour too!
No. Nobody should have to face the squalid conditions our renters face.
September 9, 2025 at 7:34 AM
No. Nobody should have to face the squalid conditions our renters face.
Spotted this earlier.
I bet he is.
I bet he is.
September 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Spotted this earlier.
I bet he is.
I bet he is.