with that font how dare you

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“The 11-House / 1.8%”, Andrew Heumann @andrewheumann.com
“Stacks”, office ca
“FLATSAND_20181024_24562818.TIF”, Michael Meredith, Hilary Sample / MOS
“Artefact 14 {geological bodies}”, SNOOKS + HARPER

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"We are serious custodians of a dangerous technology" and "we have no message discipline" are not compatible things

@steveruizok.bsky.social it's hard to get it to come up with different words on re-run. any tricks for forcing randomness/novelty?

(ok, to be fair, there are definitely problems in the set so far that require iteration or recursion in a way that is not especially suited to Grasshopper — I'm sure as the weeks go on it will become harder to keep this up.)

Even Uncle Sam 🇺🇸👀 weighed in with a side-eye emoji 👁️👄👁️, saying, “Yoon, what is this?!” 🤦‍♂️🌍.

Send this to 🔟 of your nosiest hoes 🕵️‍♀️👠 or your next group chat will be 100% K-drama spoilers 📵📺.

Stay tuned, Korea fans 🎤📻, because THIS is spicier than kimchi 🌶️🫕💋.

Meanwhile, the opposition is out here sharpening their impeachment knives 🔪⚖️ like it’s a political mukbang 🍲🥢. Yoon’s presidency? Hanging by a thread 🧵🎯 — DRAMA.

✨💡The streets of Seoul lit up with candlelight vibes 🕯️✨ hotter than your Tinder matches 🔥🍑, with protesters shouting for Yoon’s BIG EXIT 🗣️🚪🚫.

President Yoon 🧑‍⚖️👔 thought he could whip out his martial law card like an Uno Reverse 🃏🔗, cracking down on “naughty” pro-North Korean forces 🕵️‍♂️💣. BUT Parliament said “✋😤 NOPE,” slamming that gavel 🏛️❌ faster than your ex’s rebound.

🚨🇰🇷🔥 BREAKING NEWS 🔥🇰🇷🚨 South Korea’s political tea 🍵 just spilled ALL OVER the table 🧑‍⚖️💔 and it’s MESSIER than a K-pop fan war 🎤💃🕺.