Andrew Hastings 💣
@andrewhastings.bsky.social
When there’s a girl in groupchat
February 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When there’s a girl in groupchat
Dudes when they bust too quick
February 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dudes when they bust too quick
How roast battle comedians feel when they call someone fat and/or gay
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
How roast battle comedians feel when they call someone fat and/or gay
When you get a cool new hat to wear to the big event but then you get there and you’re a little worried people will make fun of it
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When you get a cool new hat to wear to the big event but then you get there and you’re a little worried people will make fun of it
The truth is out there
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The truth is out there
Watching your mum leave for work after you told her you were “too sick for school”
January 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Watching your mum leave for work after you told her you were “too sick for school”
Found this old photo of me at under 16s footy training
January 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Found this old photo of me at under 16s footy training
jb hi fi are selling plain black tees. For the love of god go down and buy something off them, they’re in shambles
January 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
jb hi fi are selling plain black tees. For the love of god go down and buy something off them, they’re in shambles
Last minute gift idea? (Link in bio)
December 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Last minute gift idea? (Link in bio)
This is what happens to you when you try do a musical about a breakdancer
December 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
This is what happens to you when you try do a musical about a breakdancer
I don’t even need to see the rest of the clip to know how good this guy is gonna be
October 9, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I don’t even need to see the rest of the clip to know how good this guy is gonna be
Make more moves and less announcements.
September 23, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Make more moves and less announcements.
Me and the boys walking into the open mic (we’ve all done exactly 1 run at The Store)
September 22, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Me and the boys walking into the open mic (we’ve all done exactly 1 run at The Store)
Franklin Gothic/Gothic Franklin
September 19, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Franklin Gothic/Gothic Franklin
There’s only 4 types of stories:
Man vs Self
Man vs Nature
Man vs Society
McMahon vs McMahon
Man vs Self
Man vs Nature
Man vs Society
McMahon vs McMahon
September 18, 2023 at 11:52 PM
There’s only 4 types of stories:
Man vs Self
Man vs Nature
Man vs Society
McMahon vs McMahon
Man vs Self
Man vs Nature
Man vs Society
McMahon vs McMahon
How it feels to be a straight white male comedian these days smdh
September 15, 2023 at 5:05 AM
How it feels to be a straight white male comedian these days smdh
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
August 18, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Person caught watching Craig McLachlan’s Footy Show Stand Up Set as entire plane views Australia’s victory in the Women’s World Cup
August 13, 2023 at 3:27 AM
Person caught watching Craig McLachlan’s Footy Show Stand Up Set as entire plane views Australia’s victory in the Women’s World Cup
Last night at the hamilton station hotel kareoke a guy did ‘Get Lucky’ wearing LED goggles and a Daft Punk leather jacket. Honestly it went off.
August 12, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Last night at the hamilton station hotel kareoke a guy did ‘Get Lucky’ wearing LED goggles and a Daft Punk leather jacket. Honestly it went off.
Me trying to get some of your bag/me when you try get some of my bag
August 11, 2023 at 4:56 AM
Me trying to get some of your bag/me when you try get some of my bag