Andrew Hastings 💣
@andrewhastings.bsky.social
When there’s a girl in groupchat
February 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When there’s a girl in groupchat
I think Scottish people are faking it
February 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I think Scottish people are faking it
Dudes when they bust too quick
February 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dudes when they bust too quick
How roast battle comedians feel when they call someone fat and/or gay
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
How roast battle comedians feel when they call someone fat and/or gay
When you get a cool new hat to wear to the big event but then you get there and you’re a little worried people will make fun of it
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When you get a cool new hat to wear to the big event but then you get there and you’re a little worried people will make fun of it
There’s a video I keep seeing with a caption like “Australian Culture” or something and it’s a guy doing a super obvious shitty parody of The Chats, but The Chats are already doing a funny play on Australian culture, so what the fuck are we even doing here?
February 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
There’s a video I keep seeing with a caption like “Australian Culture” or something and it’s a guy doing a super obvious shitty parody of The Chats, but The Chats are already doing a funny play on Australian culture, so what the fuck are we even doing here?
The truth is out there
January 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The truth is out there
Smoking in the VIP Section and telling security i'm allowed to because I have a Dartist Pass
January 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Smoking in the VIP Section and telling security i'm allowed to because I have a Dartist Pass
Watching your mum leave for work after you told her you were “too sick for school”
January 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Watching your mum leave for work after you told her you were “too sick for school”
Found this old photo of me at under 16s footy training
January 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Found this old photo of me at under 16s footy training
I'm pro-choice but for the wrong reasons.
I just really hate midwives.
I just really hate midwives.
January 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm pro-choice but for the wrong reasons.
I just really hate midwives.
I just really hate midwives.
jb hi fi are selling plain black tees. For the love of god go down and buy something off them, they’re in shambles
January 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
jb hi fi are selling plain black tees. For the love of god go down and buy something off them, they’re in shambles
Midwife? I think she’s beautiful!
January 4, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Midwife? I think she’s beautiful!
Last minute gift idea? (Link in bio)
December 24, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Last minute gift idea? (Link in bio)
This is what happens to you when you try do a musical about a breakdancer
December 20, 2024 at 2:11 AM
This is what happens to you when you try do a musical about a breakdancer
More like Craig IvanMilat am I right?
December 6, 2024 at 4:03 AM
More like Craig IvanMilat am I right?
Calling in sick to work because Eminem’s mum died
December 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Calling in sick to work because Eminem’s mum died
Manosphere podcaster getting confused and asking one of the guys who killed bin laden if his boyfriend is angry that he makes more money than him doing onlyfans
December 3, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Manosphere podcaster getting confused and asking one of the guys who killed bin laden if his boyfriend is angry that he makes more money than him doing onlyfans
2 different IT guys from 2 different companies both remote controlling my laptop right now, both absolutely just saw “Vince McMahon Theme Song Lyrics” in my recent search history
November 27, 2024 at 5:05 AM
2 different IT guys from 2 different companies both remote controlling my laptop right now, both absolutely just saw “Vince McMahon Theme Song Lyrics” in my recent search history
Hey if Zelda is a descendant of other Zeldas and Link is a descendant of other Links doesn’t that make them cousins?
November 18, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Hey if Zelda is a descendant of other Zeldas and Link is a descendant of other Links doesn’t that make them cousins?
Tom Waits makes music for hanging out with the fellas in a Zelda dungeon
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Tom Waits makes music for hanging out with the fellas in a Zelda dungeon