Andrew Balis
@andrewbalis.bsky.social
Grad student at GW. Fascinated by humans. I like to share my thoughts about stuff.
If I had a nickel for every time a Noah Baumbach flick ended with the characters dancing through the aisles of a supermarket, I’d have two nickels, but that’s still more nickels than I should have.
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a Noah Baumbach flick ended with the characters dancing through the aisles of a supermarket, I’d have two nickels, but that’s still more nickels than I should have.
I’m making moves.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m making moves.
Rest in peace, King.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Rest in peace, King.
"I could smell the mustard and onions."
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"I could smell the mustard and onions."
Correction: it's actually Cindy the Underworld.
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Correction: it's actually Cindy the Underworld.
Halloween costume idea.
October 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Halloween costume idea.
Don’t make me tap the sign.
October 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Don’t make me tap the sign.
Look, say what you will about DePalma, but the man has range as a director.
September 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Look, say what you will about DePalma, but the man has range as a director.
This Sunday afternoon’s viewing is a banger.
September 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This Sunday afternoon’s viewing is a banger.
Is the cure to civic alienation going bowling with the homies?
September 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is the cure to civic alienation going bowling with the homies?
Nice try, Didion? Is this anything?
August 28, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Nice try, Didion? Is this anything?
Lord, he’s doing “Hotel California” now.
August 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Lord, he’s doing “Hotel California” now.
I ate the shrimp and turned into this guy.
August 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I ate the shrimp and turned into this guy.
Ahhh…the fresh roasted coffee…has always been celebrated for its excellence.
August 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Ahhh…the fresh roasted coffee…has always been celebrated for its excellence.
It might seem like an innocent time in hindsight, but 90s cartoons were serving us kids straight up body horror.
August 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It might seem like an innocent time in hindsight, but 90s cartoons were serving us kids straight up body horror.
“Be a shame if anything happened to you up here…at 35,000 feet. Did you know the acceleration of gravity is ten meters per second squared? Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines.”
August 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Be a shame if anything happened to you up here…at 35,000 feet. Did you know the acceleration of gravity is ten meters per second squared? Thank you for flying Southwest Airlines.”
When you search the .gif keyboard for “Riff Raff,” one of the first results is Alien (James Franco) from Spring Breakers, and I just thought everyone should know that.
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When you search the .gif keyboard for “Riff Raff,” one of the first results is Alien (James Franco) from Spring Breakers, and I just thought everyone should know that.
Making my way through Sean Baker’s filmography, finally got around to “Take Out” (2004).
July 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Making my way through Sean Baker’s filmography, finally got around to “Take Out” (2004).